My feet hurt . . .

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   does this mean I am going to die soon?
   
   now, your turn - what thing that is totally nonsensical, makes you think you will die soon?

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      Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You will not die soon . . . but your feet may fall off.

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         that'z ok, I will figure out zome way to get to the kitchen and the bathroom and back to the computer.  Oh, and I'll have to find a way to get to the mailbox - maybe just ztop all mail delivery and juzt pay all bills by computer etc.  If anyone wantz to talk to me they'll have to email me I guess. 
         
         of courze, though, either my hands will fall off and keep typing when my brain finally explodez or there will be so many z's in the room I won't be able to breathe!

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      did you do this mega?
      
      

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I don't zink zo!  maybez! can't remember anyzing!

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      although we're both now natural enemies with you being a cat, and me being a dog now.  however, nah your feet aren't going to kill you.  not by a long shot.  now if a certain dog were to chase you and you couldn't run, then that would be a different story.  not that im implying anything here, but...well never mind...  i hope you get better soon.  woof woof bark bark!!!

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   myownworldposted 13 years ago

   Spending too much time in the forums! I just know this is what's going to kill me one day....!

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Really?  You mean your brain will completely rot and refuse to keep your automatic body functions going?  or . . .

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         myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

           rot... explode, same thing!
         
         worse, I fear my hands will go on typing....!

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            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            gee, I wish you'd said something about this earlier.  This maybe whyz strange spellingz are happening to me - especially with the letter z substitute for s or 2?   It's beyond my control!  I will probably die soon and I will need a way to will my hubz to someone zpecial!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   Also when my heart beats fast after exerting myself I am always sure I am going to die right there.  (I thought this ever since I was a tiny little girl and it has not gotten better!)

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   It’s freaking 111 degrees here. Any second now…

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      quick- try the wet washcloth on your head remedy!

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   Adult Contentposted 13 years ago

   No, my dear mega, you are NOT going to die.
   You just need someone to massage your feet.
   (I kinda LIKE feet by the way . . . especially toes!)

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      how do you feel about bunionz?

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         Adult Contentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Well, they're not exactly sexy but i suppose if you made a guy yor foot slave you could have him work on them too

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   well, my gangling is buzzing.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   people who pedicure - hmmmmmmmm . . . a hub?   foot fetish galore!?

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   the ex keeps trying to kill me....slowly....gotta change the phone number....and address...not sure if that will help...better yet, I need get my hands on that darn doll before it kills me.
   
   

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      woah! I didn't think of that - maybe all the years I've been getting crap luck - voodoo dolly ! yeh - x made a dolly - gotta get doz dalls -
      
      
      why didn't I zink of that?

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         ..did you say dallz ballz? might be better...

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   timorousposted 13 years ago

   I sometimes think I'm going to die laughing...some of my fellow hubbers are just so darned hilarious.  Keep it up.
   
   btw, my feets are fine.

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    I know I'm gonna die from eye strain.  Mega, you think you've got it bad, my EYEBALLS are falling out, hanging on by that weird thread.  OMG, it's happen...in....g.  Did I write that right?  CAN'T SEE!!!
    

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    buck up kiddo - you'll be ok - don't die!  I'm gonna be back later after I go see a movie, haven't decided which one.  Its my day off and I have to go somewhere or I'll be roped in to doing stuff here.  Even though I'd rather just stay home and sleep.  Have to get away from the constant sound of the TV - golf today - or I will go bonkers for real.

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    LeanManposted 13 years ago

    Have you ever noticed that everyone who drinks water ends up dead sooner or later... be careful...
    
    
    but me, i'm dieing for a beer and a bacon sandwich..

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    so you're saying that in addition to the fact that fish you-kno-what in it, water will make you die?  oh well.  But I love it so!  better than beer even.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    According to Inception the movie - if you get killed and you are in a dream within a dream you could totally go to limbo for 100s, maybe 1,000s of years! and not EVER wake up!  Oh, gaaah why did I see this movie - did I need more paranoias?  but it was very good and I enjoy scaring myself.

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Nice, Mega-I've gotta see the movie now...IF I ever get my eyeballs back in my head.

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          eyeballs, eyeballs - let's see - did you try the cool washcloth in a darkened room?

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    sometimes I wear sunglasses in the movie because the glare from the screen hurts bad!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    just how would I make a guy my foot slave?  I know nothing about foot slaves and what the like or how to bind them to me!

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       Adult Contentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       well, i would tell you all about it but i would be afraid that
       someone would
       probably ban me for talking about a fetish or something silly like that

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    Yuse guys are all silly! I like that!

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    ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

    Your feet hurt, your face looks like it should hurt, and this whole thing is killing me!!   (kidding u know)

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    Adult Contentposted 13 years ago

    Well, so far no one banned me for that earlier foot fetish remark--YAY!

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