does this mean I am going to die soon?
now, your turn - what thing that is totally nonsensical, makes you think you will die soon?
You will not die soon . . . but your feet may fall off.
that'z ok, I will figure out zome way to get to the kitchen and the bathroom and back to the computer. Oh, and I'll have to find a way to get to the mailbox - maybe just ztop all mail delivery and juzt pay all bills by computer etc. If anyone wantz to talk to me they'll have to email me I guess.
of courze, though, either my hands will fall off and keep typing when my brain finally explodez or there will be so many z's in the room I won't be able to breathe!
although we're both now natural enemies with you being a cat, and me being a dog now. however, nah your feet aren't going to kill you. not by a long shot. now if a certain dog were to chase you and you couldn't run, then that would be a different story. not that im implying anything here, but...well never mind... i hope you get better soon. woof woof bark bark!!!
Spending too much time in the forums! I just know this is what's going to kill me one day....!
Really? You mean your brain will completely rot and refuse to keep your automatic body functions going? or . . .
rot... explode, same thing!
worse, I fear my hands will go on typing....!
gee, I wish you'd said something about this earlier. This maybe whyz strange spellingz are happening to me - especially with the letter z substitute for s or 2? It's beyond my control! I will probably die soon and I will need a way to will my hubz to someone zpecial!
Also when my heart beats fast after exerting myself I am always sure I am going to die right there. (I thought this ever since I was a tiny little girl and it has not gotten better!)
No, my dear mega, you are NOT going to die.
You just need someone to massage your feet.
(I kinda LIKE feet by the way . . . especially toes!)
people who pedicure - hmmmmmmmm . . . a hub? foot fetish galore!?
the ex keeps trying to kill me....slowly....gotta change the phone number....and address...not sure if that will help...better yet, I need get my hands on that darn doll before it kills me.
woah! I didn't think of that - maybe all the years I've been getting crap luck - voodoo dolly ! yeh - x made a dolly - gotta get doz dalls -
why didn't I zink of that?
I sometimes think I'm going to die laughing...some of my fellow hubbers are just so darned hilarious. Keep it up.
btw, my feets are fine.
I know I'm gonna die from eye strain. Mega, you think you've got it bad, my EYEBALLS are falling out, hanging on by that weird thread. OMG, it's happen...in....g. Did I write that right? CAN'T SEE!!!
buck up kiddo - you'll be ok - don't die! I'm gonna be back later after I go see a movie, haven't decided which one. Its my day off and I have to go somewhere or I'll be roped in to doing stuff here. Even though I'd rather just stay home and sleep. Have to get away from the constant sound of the TV - golf today - or I will go bonkers for real.
Have you ever noticed that everyone who drinks water ends up dead sooner or later... be careful...
but me, i'm dieing for a beer and a bacon sandwich..
so you're saying that in addition to the fact that fish you-kno-what in it, water will make you die? oh well. But I love it so! better than beer even.
According to Inception the movie - if you get killed and you are in a dream within a dream you could totally go to limbo for 100s, maybe 1,000s of years! and not EVER wake up! Oh, gaaah why did I see this movie - did I need more paranoias? but it was very good and I enjoy scaring myself.
sometimes I wear sunglasses in the movie because the glare from the screen hurts bad!
just how would I make a guy my foot slave? I know nothing about foot slaves and what the like or how to bind them to me!
Your feet hurt, your face looks like it should hurt, and this whole thing is killing me!! (kidding u know)
Well, so far no one banned me for that earlier foot fetish remark--YAY!
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