My feet hurt . . .

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  1. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    does this mean I am going to die soon?

    now, your turn - what thing that is totally nonsensical, makes you think you will die soon?

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image95
      Rochelle Frankposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You will not die soon . . . but your feet may fall off.

      1. mega1 profile image76
        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        that'z ok, I will figure out zome way to get to the kitchen and the bathroom and back to the computer.  Oh, and I'll have to find a way to get to the mailbox - maybe just ztop all mail delivery and juzt pay all bills by computer etc.  If anyone wantz to talk to me they'll have to email me I guess. 

        of courze, though, either my hands will fall off and keep typing when my brain finally explodez or there will be so many z's in the room I won't be able to breathe!

    2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      did you do this mega?

      http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-electrical-socket-cat.jpg

      1. mega1 profile image76
        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I don't zink zo!  maybez! can't remember anyzing!

    3. Stevennix2001 profile image90
      Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      although we're both now natural enemies with you being a cat, and me being a dog now.  however, nah your feet aren't going to kill you.  not by a long shot.  now if a certain dog were to chase you and you couldn't run, then that would be a different story.  not that im implying anything here, but...well never mind...  i hope you get better soon.  wink woof woof bark bark!!!

  2. myownworld profile image76
    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    Spending too much time in the forums! I just know this is what's going to kill me one day....! neutral

    1. mega1 profile image76
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Really?  You mean your brain will completely rot and refuse to keep your automatic body functions going?  or . . .

      1. myownworld profile image76
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile  rot... explode, same thing!

        worse, I fear my hands will go on typing....! yikes

        1. mega1 profile image76
          mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          gee, I wish you'd said something about this earlier.  This maybe whyz strange spellingz are happening to me - especially with the letter z substitute for s or 2?   It's beyond my control!  I will probably die soon and I will need a way to will my hubz to someone zpecial!

  3. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    Also when my heart beats fast after exerting myself I am always sure I am going to die right there.  (I thought this ever since I was a tiny little girl and it has not gotten better!)

  4. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    It’s freaking 111 degrees here. Any second now…

    1. mega1 profile image76
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      quick- try the wet washcloth on your head remedy!

  5. Adult Content profile image51
    Adult Contentposted 8 years ago

    No, my dear mega, you are NOT going to die.
    You just need someone to massage your feet.
    (I kinda LIKE feet by the way . . . especially toes!)

    1. mega1 profile image76
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      how do you feel about bunionz?

      1. Adult Content profile image51
        Adult Contentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well, they're not exactly sexy but i suppose if you made a guy yor foot slave you could have him work on them too

  6. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    well, my gangling is buzzing.

  7. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    people who pedicure - hmmmmmmmm . . . a hub?   foot fetish galore!?

  8. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    the ex keeps trying to kill me....slowly....gotta change the phone number....and address...not sure if that will help...better yet, I need get my hands on that darn doll before it kills me.

    http://www.touchnote.com/files/assets/TAYL013.jpg

    1. mega1 profile image76
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      woah! I didn't think of that - maybe all the years I've been getting crap luck - voodoo dolly ! yeh - x made a dolly - gotta get doz dalls -


      why didn't I zink of that?

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        ..did you say dallz ballz? might be better...

  9. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 8 years ago

    I sometimes think I'm going to die laughing...some of my fellow hubbers are just so darned hilarious.  lol lol Keep it up. smile

    btw, my feets are fine.

  10. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    I know I'm gonna die from eye strain.  Mega, you think you've got it bad, my EYEBALLS are falling out, hanging on by that weird thread.  OMG, it's happen...in....g.  Did I write that right?  CAN'T SEE!!!
    smile

  11. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    buck up kiddo - you'll be ok - don't die!  I'm gonna be back later after I go see a movie, haven't decided which one.  Its my day off and I have to go somewhere or I'll be roped in to doing stuff here.  Even though I'd rather just stay home and sleep.  Have to get away from the constant sound of the TV - golf today - or I will go bonkers for real.

  12. LeanMan profile image87
    LeanManposted 8 years ago

    Have you ever noticed that everyone who drinks water ends up dead sooner or later... be careful...


    but me, i'm dieing for a beer and a bacon sandwich..

  13. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    so you're saying that in addition to the fact that fish you-kno-what in it, water will make you die?  oh well.  But I love it so!  better than beer even.

  14. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    According to Inception the movie - if you get killed and you are in a dream within a dream you could totally go to limbo for 100s, maybe 1,000s of years! and not EVER wake up!  Oh, gaaah why did I see this movie - did I need more paranoias?  but it was very good and I enjoy scaring myself.

    1. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Nice, Mega-I've gotta see the movie now...IF I ever get my eyeballs back in my head. smile

      1. mega1 profile image76
        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        eyeballs, eyeballs - let's see - did you try the cool washcloth in a darkened room?

  15. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    sometimes I wear sunglasses in the movie because the glare from the screen hurts bad!

  16. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    just how would I make a guy my foot slave?  I know nothing about foot slaves and what the like or how to bind them to me!

    1. Adult Content profile image51
      Adult Contentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      well, i would tell you all about it but i would be afraid that
      someone would
      probably ban me for talking about a fetish or something silly like that

  17. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Yuse guys are all silly! I like that! lol

  18. ddsurfsca profile image73
    ddsurfscaposted 8 years ago

    Your feet hurt, your face looks like it should hurt, and this whole thing is killing me!!   (kidding u know)

  19. Adult Content profile image51
    Adult Contentposted 8 years ago

    Well, so far no one banned me for that earlier foot fetish remark--YAY!

 
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