Sporting jokes

  1. lyndre profile image78
    lyndreposted 7 years ago

    Anyone have a good sporting joke?

    I will start things off

    A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
    She had just started playing her first round of golf
    When she suffered a bee sting.

    Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
    To the clubhouse for help and to complain.

    Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and
    Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

    'I was stung by a bee', she said.

    'Where', he asked.

    'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

    He nodded knowingly and said,
    'Then your stance is too wide.'

  2. lyndre profile image78
    lyndreposted 7 years ago

    No takers?

    Here is another one

    The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
    "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

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    Deccan Chargersposted 7 years ago