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Got any blond jokes?

  1. Jim Hunter profile image60
    Jim Hunterposted 7 years ago

    I do

    Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
    sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
    and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

    The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

    So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
    The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

  2. Merlin Fraser profile image77
    Merlin Fraserposted 7 years ago

    Blonde goes to the doctors.   “Where does it hurt ?” Asked the doctor.

    “Well ... let me see... it hurts here,” as she put her finger on her arm.  “And here,”  as she touched her leg.  “And here... and here ... and here....”

    As the doctor stopped her he said, “ I think you may have a broken finger....!”

  3. Merlin Fraser profile image77
    Merlin Fraserposted 7 years ago

    An American Blonde Joke :

      Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

    The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

    "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."

    The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."

    "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

    The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."

    "Very good!" said St. Peter.

    The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."

    St. Peter Gave Up.

  4. beebong profile image65
    beebongposted 7 years ago

    My blonde likes to play the claronet so when we are doing it I always keep the phone handy for when the wife calls; she plays like a harp....lol