Obamacare cured my mouse phobia!
The Pied Piper's cat was not nearly as impressed as Hamelin's townsfolk were.
The benefits of a do it yourself home lobotomy kit
Yeah, Doc, thanks for coming and bringing your team. I really don't know what happened, but I woke up this morning and had this cat growing out of my ass.
Just waiting for lunchtime.
*mouse near ear whispers*You want to give us cheeseYou want to give us cheeseYou want to give us cheese
we are not amused
" ... and you think you're having a bad hair day? ... "" ... God my hair color is so mousy ... "
"I hate mornings!"
" ... I don't care what this look like. It's still a mouse trap. You ever heard of moving with the times?? ... "
Coexist. (But clearly this cat is biding his time.)
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