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  1. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 9 years ago

    1. music love profile image88
      music loveposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't take my picture because I don't want it to end up on the internet!

    2. Daniel Carter profile image69
      Daniel Carterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Please stop slapping me, Mr. Google!! But call me...please call me!

    3. manlypoetryman profile image76
      manlypoetrymanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      "Oh No...You Juz' Deeen'-dit Do That!"

    4. Greek One profile image70
      Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Abandoned by loved ones after having spent his fortune on women and booze, T.V.'s 'Uncle Fester' dies a slow death in a Fresno backalley

      1. paradigmsearch profile image59
        paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

    5. paradigmsearch profile image59
      paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Mr. Google contemplates reading the morning newspaper…

      (down $45 as of this posting.)

  2. 2uesday profile image75
    2uesdayposted 9 years ago

    " I just hate it when I get sand in my eyes"

  3. ProCW profile image83
    ProCWposted 9 years ago

    " Oh gosh, my eyes are sealed! "

  4. theseus profile image80
    theseusposted 9 years ago

    "Hushhhh..I want to sleep."

  5. Mikeydoes profile image69
    Mikeydoesposted 9 years ago

    He must have just heard Charlie Sheen open his mouth.

  6. profile image0
    Motown2Chitownposted 9 years ago

    Ugh!  What's up with the atomic SUN?

  7. Rochelle Frank profile image92
    Rochelle Frankposted 9 years ago

    Help! I lost my contact lens.

  8. cardelean profile image87
    cardeleanposted 9 years ago

    If I can't see you then you can't see me.

  9. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 9 years ago

    Today I “chat” with that <snipped> barber…

  10. theseus profile image80
    theseusposted 9 years ago

    " Who want to adopt me? I'm cuddly". smile

  11. sofs profile image89
    sofsposted 9 years ago

    Lemme sleep sum moreeeeeeeeeee smile

  12. annmackiemiller profile image82
    annmackiemillerposted 9 years ago

    I need shades

    1. jacqui2011 profile image80
      jacqui2011posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I need some waterproof mascara.

  13. Bellamie profile image60
    Bellamieposted 9 years ago

    "don't let the sun get in your eyes, don't let the moon......"

  14. channy1969 profile image61
    channy1969posted 9 years ago

    I just saw myself in the mirror and I look so fat!

  15. thirdmillenium profile image59
    thirdmilleniumposted 9 years ago

    Oh, where are my glasses?

  16. Tatara profile image60
    Tataraposted 9 years ago

    Oh, I got a pebble in my eye.

  17. profile image0
    zampanoposted 9 years ago

    oooohhh.... who turned the light on ?
    mumble... mumble...


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