Fellow hubbers, I invite you to caption this photo of the lovely Simone in a witty fashion.
In perhaps his biggest challenge yet, The Doctor realised he would have to rappel down the cake stand prior to defeating the mighty creature - Simone The Rager!
"I thought you said the only way to secure it was with hatpins!"
This new MindLink Hub Creation tool is pretty spiffy!
Congratulations on receiving all those Visa Travel Reward Points and we hope you enjoy those 13 Rolexs you purchased online.
"I knew this was a bad idea, but the voices are being very loud about it!"
"I don't mind being put on hold but why do they have to play Justin Bieber?".....jimmy
Ma'am, we've located your car. Most of it is on Mission Street and 1st and the rest is in Bakersfield.....Ma'am?
You give me 50 Apprentices and now you tell me I have to answer all the angry comments in the forums. You've got to be kidding! And now you're rolling out a new program and you want me to be in charge! When am I suppose to sleep!
"Batman... fatman... I'm telling you just the thought of putting that suit on one more time is giving me a migraine"
Simone. My sincerest apologies
Paul Edmondson yells across room, "Hey, Simone! Paradigmsearch on Line Two."
"So Google Ebay denied your dancing testicle youtube video because of pixie water stains? Yes I can help you with that."
"Paul. I have done everything you asked - right down to interacting with those witless morons, er authors, on the forums. This is the last straw. I AM NOT letting you use my photo for some ridiculous caption competition".
I told you before, I can't perform the Vulcan Mind Meld over the phone, Paul Maplesden, even if it is smart. I'll try one more time, if you think it will help Hubpages!
The county replaces its traditional Early Warning System with Yoko Ono singing into the loudspeakers.
To be fair, I think we need some captions about Paul and his hat as well.
Meanwhile here's a version of the three hats puzzle.
Three men A, B and C are captured by cannibals. They are tied to stakes. A can see B and C. B can only see C. C can’t see either A or B. They are then shown five hats. Three are black and two are white. The men are then blindfolded. A hat is put on each one’s head, the remaining two hats are hidden away and then the blindfolds are removed. They are told that if one of them can call out the colour of his own hat, they can ALL go free, otherwise they’ll really be in hot water. (they are not allowed to confer).
After a short time A calls out, “I don’t know my hat colour”. Soon B calls out, “I don’t know my hat colour either”. C thens called out the colour of his hat.
What colour is C’s hat? How did he get it right?
A can't tell what he has, but if B and C both have white it would mean he had black (that's all that's left). Therefore, at least one of B or C has black.
B can't tell either, but if C had white he would know he had black because one of them does. Therefore C has black.
OK Paul. Time to switch to a Black Hat like Simone, otherwise you will be boiled and eaten by cannibals.
These are brilliant, much better than my effort! Keep 'em coming.
And Janderson, I fear the hat is much more famous than me - No need to give it any more attention, or it will go straight to its headband...
Lol, I don't really finalize, what to put out there but I really enjoy all the views of everyone. Great idea Paul
"Did you just say that you were giving me to a new office the size of the Tardis?"
(Aside) It's Beth37 on the phone again--who put her through?
(To Beth37) Beth37, please go play some Scrabble or play with your rolls or something...oh--by the way loved your love poem to snow!
Doing her best James Cagney...."You dirty rat....it's like this, seeeee."
'When I said I wanted a face lift with all the trimmings I didn't mean this! Arghhhh!'
"I want a salary increase, you hear me? Give it or l´ll leave this mad house HP. (LOL)."
"I don't care if he has added a poll. If that piece of crap gets past MTurk I'll eat my hat".
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