Caption this photo of Simone

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   Paul Maplesdenposted 11 years ago

   Fellow hubbers, I invite you to caption this photo of the lovely Simone in a witty fashion.
   
   
   
   
   
   I'll start:
   
   In perhaps his biggest challenge yet, The Doctor realised he would have to rappel down the cake stand prior to defeating the mighty creature - Simone The Rager!

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      Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      "I thought you said the only way to secure it was with hatpins!"

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         Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         "You say you're coming home in nothing but a speedo and an overcoat? That sounds lovely, did I mention my splitting headache?"

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      SimeyCposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      This new MindLink Hub Creation tool is pretty spiffy!

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      PhoenixVposted 11 years agoin reply to this

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      Congratulations on receiving all those Visa Travel Reward Points and we hope you enjoy those 13 Rolexs you purchased online.

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      Zelkiiroposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      "I knew this was a bad idea, but the voices are being very loud about it!"

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      jimmythejockposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      "I don't mind being put on hold but why do they have to play Justin Bieber?".....jimmy

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         Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         lol

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      PhoenixVposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Ma'am, we've located your car. Most of it is on Mission Street and 1st and the rest is in Bakersfield.....Ma'am?

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      agvulpesposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      "Randy Godwin said...What..."

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      Barbara Kayposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      You give me 50 Apprentices and now you tell me I have to answer all the angry comments in the forums. You've got to be kidding! And now you're rolling out a new program and you want me to be in charge! When am I suppose to sleep!

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      agvulpesposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      "Batman... fatman... I'm telling you just the thought of putting that suit on one more time is giving me a migraine"
      
      Simone. My sincerest apologies

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   
   Paul Edmondson yells across room, "Hey, Simone! Paradigmsearch on Line Two."

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      snakeslaneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

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   psycheskinnerposted 11 years ago

   "So Google Ebay denied your dancing testicle youtube video because of pixie water stains?  Yes I can help you with that."

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   Marcy Goodfleischposted 11 years ago

   Randy Gardner on Line Two!!!

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      Mark Ewbieposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Lol.

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   Mark Ewbieposted 11 years ago

   "Paul.  I have done everything you asked - right down to interacting with those witless morons, er authors, on the forums.  This is the last straw. I AM NOT letting you use my photo for some ridiculous caption competition".

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   ajwrites57posted 11 years ago

   I told you before, I can't perform the Vulcan Mind Meld over the phone, Paul Maplesden, even if it is smart. I'll try one more time, if you think it will help Hubpages!

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   mollymeadowsposted 11 years ago

   The county replaces its traditional Early Warning System with Yoko Ono singing into the loudspeakers.

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   janderson99posted 11 years ago

   It really is Stuck! I can't get it off!

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   janderson99posted 11 years ago

   To be fair, I think we need some captions about Paul and his hat as well.
   Meanwhile here's a version of the three hats puzzle.
   
   Three men A, B and C are captured by cannibals. They are tied to stakes. A  can see B and C. B can only see C. C can’t see either A or B. They are then shown five hats. Three are black and two are white. The men are then blindfolded. A hat is put on each one’s head, the remaining two hats are hidden away and then the blindfolds are removed. They are told that if one of them can call out the colour of his own hat, they can ALL go free, otherwise they’ll really be in hot water. (they are not allowed to confer).
   
   After a short time A calls out, “I don’t know my hat colour”. Soon B calls out, “I don’t know my hat colour either”. C thens called out the colour of his hat.
   
   What colour is C’s hat? How did he get it right?

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      wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Black

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         janderson99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         But how, if your life depended on it

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            wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            A can't tell what he has, but if B and C both have white it would mean he had black (that's all that's left).  Therefore, at least one of B or C has black.
            
            B can't tell either, but if C had white he would know he had black because one of them does.  Therefore C has black.

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         janderson99posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         OK Paul. Time to switch to a Black Hat like Simone, otherwise you will be boiled and eaten by cannibals.

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    Paul Maplesdenposted 11 years ago

    These are brilliant, much better than my effort! Keep 'em coming.
    
    And Janderson, I fear the hat is much more famous than me - No need to give it any more attention, or it will go straight to its headband...

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    Anamika Sposted 11 years ago

    How about 'Don't angry me!' ?

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    Rochelle Frankposted 11 years ago

    This dang bow icon gets heavier every day!

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    khmohsinposted 11 years ago

    Lol, I don't really finalize, what to put out there but I really enjoy all the views of everyone. Great idea Paul

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    2uesdayposted 11 years ago

    "Did you just say that you were giving me to a new office the size of the Tardis?"

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    vocalcoachposted 11 years ago

    Puh-leeze ... no more hub complaints!!!

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    Beth37posted 11 years ago

    Are we still doing this? haha, poor simone, she's the best.

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       ajwrites57posted 11 years agoin reply to this

       (Aside) It's Beth37 on the phone again--who put her through?
       (To Beth37) Beth37, please go play some Scrabble or play with your rolls or something...oh--by the way loved your love poem to snow!

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          Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

          Oh noes!

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             ajwrites57posted 11 years agoin reply to this

             )

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    bBereanposted 11 years ago

    Doing her best James Cagney...."You dirty rat....it's like this, seeeee."

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       Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

       hahaha, I enjoyed that.

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    Nell Roseposted 11 years ago

    'When I said I wanted a face lift with all the trimmings I didn't mean this! Arghhhh!'

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    Thelma Albertsposted 11 years ago

    "I want a salary increase, you hear me? Give it or l´ll leave this mad house HP. (LOL)."

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    Mark Ewbieposted 11 years ago

    "I don't care if he has added a poll.  If that piece of crap gets past MTurk I'll eat my hat".

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       paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       LOL

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