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Caption this photo of Simone

  1. Paul Maplesden profile image77
    Paul Maplesdenposted 4 years ago

    Fellow hubbers, I invite you to caption this photo of the lovely Simone in a witty fashion.


    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/7821797_f248.jpg


    I'll start:

    In perhaps his biggest challenge yet, The Doctor realised he would have to rappel down the cake stand prior to defeating the mighty creature - Simone The Rager!

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      Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      "I thought you said the only way to secure it was with hatpins!"

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        Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

        "You say you're coming home in nothing but a speedo and an overcoat? That sounds lovely, did I mention my splitting headache?"

    2. SimeyC profile image97
      SimeyCposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      This new MindLink Hub Creation tool is pretty spiffy!

    3. PhoenixV profile image75
      PhoenixVposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      .


      http://s2.hubimg.com/u/7821797_f248.jpg


      Congratulations on receiving all those Visa Travel Reward Points and we hope you enjoy those 13 Rolexs you purchased online.

    4. Zelkiiro profile image95
      Zelkiiroposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      "I knew this was a bad idea, but the voices are being very loud about it!"

    5. jimmythejock profile image87
      jimmythejockposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      "I don't mind being put on hold but why do they have to play Justin Bieber?".....jimmy

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        Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    6. PhoenixV profile image75
      PhoenixVposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Ma'am, we've located your car. Most of it is on Mission Street and 1st and the rest is in Bakersfield.....Ma'am?

    7. agvulpes profile image87
      agvulpesposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      "Randy Godwin said...What..." wink

    8. Barbara Kay profile image91
      Barbara Kayposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      You give me 50 Apprentices and now you tell me I have to answer all the angry comments in the forums. You've got to be kidding! And now you're rolling out a new program and you want me to be in charge! When am I suppose to sleep!

    9. agvulpes profile image87
      agvulpesposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      "Batman... fatman... I'm telling you just the thought of putting that suit on one more time is giving me a migraine" smile

      Simone. My sincerest apologies wink

  2. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/6935725_f1024.jpg
    Paul Edmondson yells across room, "Hey, Simone! Paradigmsearch on Line Two."

    1. snakeslane profile image79
      snakeslaneposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  3. psycheskinner profile image81
    psycheskinnerposted 4 years ago

    "So Google Ebay denied your dancing testicle youtube video because of pixie water stains?  Yes I can help you with that."

  4. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image97
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 4 years ago

    Randy Gardner on Line Two!!!

    1. Mark Ewbie profile image88
      Mark Ewbieposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Lol.

  5. Mark Ewbie profile image88
    Mark Ewbieposted 4 years ago

    "Paul.  I have done everything you asked - right down to interacting with those witless morons, er authors, on the forums.  This is the last straw. I AM NOT letting you use my photo for some ridiculous caption competition".

  6. ajwrites57 profile image87
    ajwrites57posted 4 years ago

    I told you before, I can't perform the Vulcan Mind Meld over the phone, Paul Maplesden, even if it is smart. I'll try one more time, if you think it will help Hubpages!

  7. mollymeadows profile image80
    mollymeadowsposted 4 years ago

    The county replaces its traditional Early Warning System with Yoko Ono singing into the loudspeakers.

  8. janderson99 profile image55
    janderson99posted 4 years ago

    It really is Stuck! I can't get it off!

  9. janderson99 profile image55
    janderson99posted 4 years ago

    To be fair, I think we need some captions about Paul and his hat as well.
    Meanwhile here's a version of the three hats puzzle.

    Three men A, B and C are captured by cannibals. They are tied to stakes. A  can see B and C. B can only see C. C can’t see either A or B. They are then shown five hats. Three are black and two are white. The men are then blindfolded. A hat is put on each one’s head, the remaining two hats are hidden away and then the blindfolds are removed. They are told that if one of them can call out the colour of his own hat, they can ALL go free, otherwise they’ll really be in hot water. (they are not allowed to confer).

    After a short time A calls out, “I don’t know my hat colour”. Soon B calls out, “I don’t know my hat colour either”. C thens called out the colour of his hat.

    What colour is C’s hat? How did he get it right?

    1. wilderness profile image98
      wildernessposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Black

      1. janderson99 profile image55
        janderson99posted 4 years agoin reply to this

        But how, if your life depended on it

        1. wilderness profile image98
          wildernessposted 4 years agoin reply to this

          A can't tell what he has, but if B and C both have white it would mean he had black (that's all that's left).  Therefore, at least one of B or C has black.

          B can't tell either, but if C had white he would know he had black because one of them does.  Therefore C has black.

      2. janderson99 profile image55
        janderson99posted 4 years agoin reply to this

        OK Paul. Time to switch to a Black Hat like Simone, otherwise you will be boiled and eaten by cannibals.

  10. Paul Maplesden profile image77
    Paul Maplesdenposted 4 years ago

    These are brilliant, much better than my effort! Keep 'em coming.

    And Janderson, I fear the hat is much more famous than me - No need to give it any more attention, or it will go straight to its headband...

  11. Anamika S profile image53
    Anamika Sposted 4 years ago

    How about 'Don't angry me!' ?

  12. Rochelle Frank profile image96
    Rochelle Frankposted 4 years ago

    This dang bow icon gets heavier every day!

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    khmohsinposted 4 years ago

    Lol, I don't really finalize, what to put out there but I really enjoy all the views of everyone. Great idea Paul smile

  14. 2uesday profile image81
    2uesdayposted 4 years ago

    "Did you just say that you were giving me to a new office the size of the Tardis?"

  15. vocalcoach profile image99
    vocalcoachposted 4 years ago

    Puh-leeze ... no more hub complaints!!!

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    Are we still doing this? haha, poor simone, she's the best.

    1. ajwrites57 profile image87
      ajwrites57posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      (Aside) It's Beth37 on the phone again--who put her through?
      (To Beth37) Beth37, please go play some Scrabble or play with your rolls or something...oh--by the way loved your love poem to snow!

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        Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

        Oh noes!

        1. ajwrites57 profile image87
          ajwrites57posted 4 years agoin reply to this

          yikes)

  17. bBerean profile image61
    bBereanposted 4 years ago

    Doing her best James Cagney...."You dirty rat....it's like this, seeeee."

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      Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha, I enjoyed that.

  18. Nell Rose profile image92
    Nell Roseposted 4 years ago

    'When I said I wanted a face lift with all the trimmings I didn't mean this! Arghhhh!'

  19. Thelma Alberts profile image88
    Thelma Albertsposted 4 years ago

    "I want a salary increase, you hear me? Give it or l´ll leave this mad house HP. (LOL)."

  20. Mark Ewbie profile image88
    Mark Ewbieposted 4 years ago

    "I don't care if he has added a poll.  If that piece of crap gets past MTurk I'll eat my hat".

    1. paradigmsearch profile image91
      paradigmsearchposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

 
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