Let's see how many posts we can get to this. Funny posts, serious posts, we may as well look on the bright side of this arctic winter with all the snow and below freezing temperatures. Here is my post to start things off:It's so cold that. . . My Cockatiel told me that a bird in the hand was the only bird I was going to see. The rest of the birds had flown so far south, they flew over the Mexican border and were now considered illegal.
It's so cold that Al Gore ripped up his latest speech.
That's a good one. But of course this "Global Warming" is responsible for all this cold weather and abundance of snow! ;o)
It’s so cold that people are using groundhogs as bed warmers.
It's so cold when I went outside my nipples shattered!
Now that is cold!! Ouch!
It’s so cold that Bernanke bought a hat.
But not just any hat, a Pittsburg Steelers toboggan!
It's so cold that. . . I read where a lady in Chicago, spent an hour sweeping the snow off her car, and clearing the windshield, just to realize, that it was actually a snow fort the kids had built.
by vicki simms6 years ago
just what it says on the tin, lets get to know each other My Name is Vicki and i'm from Northamptonshire, England......
by Aficionada6 years ago
...in south-central Indiana.No joke!It was cold when I left the house earlier this evening. Colder still when I left point A to go to a restaurant. Leaving after eating, we sure enough saw white stuff...
by Sab Oh7 years ago
To finally get serious about this issue?http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36331490/ns/us_news-life/It's not a good situation for anyone on either side of the border.
by trish10486 years ago
I am sick of winter!!! We in New Jersey have just been hit with our 6th winter storm of the season. Will I make it to work today? HELL no!If you care to, check out my hub from winter 2010, Winter...
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