My 8-year old grandson was reading a book the other night. He stopped reading, closed the book, and the following conversation ensued:
Jonathan (looking intently into the eyes of his mom, Melissa) - Mom, I'm on crack.
Melissa - What?? What did you say??
Jonathan - I said that I'm on crack.
Melissa - What do you mean, you're on crack??
Jonathan - I left off on the word "crack" in my story. I want you to help me remember.
Evidently, it runs in the family. Jonathan's younger brother, Tristan (5 years old), also shocked his mom the other day. You know those Jib-Jab emails you get around Christmas? The ones where you add pics of your friends or family onto the bodies of dancing elves? Melissa made one with their entire family, and the boys loved it. It's called "Elf Yourself." Anyway, Tristan was bored, and he suddenly remembered the video. He kept saying, "Mom, I wanna F myself up!"
BTW, the two miscreants are now in my avatar pic.
Those are too cute. I hope you guys are writing them down somewhere to share with them when they are older.
Thank you for bringing a smile to my face. Your grandchildren are priceless. Please share more stores as then occur. I love reading them.
My little girl rosie, she is 5, a while ago she started to tell me that her toe was hurting, I asked her which toe and she replied "My thumb toe mummy", she was referring to her big toe, I thought this was the funniest thing at the time!!
Kids say the cutest and funniest things.
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