An extra set of hands!

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  1. skellie profile image75
    skellieposted 7 years ago

    We all hear people say; "I wish i had an extra set of hands, right now". 
    If you had an extra set of hands, what would you do with them?
    I would stretch mine in to every room in the house and clean all the rooms, at the same time.
    Given me plenty of time to go and do the things i enjoy  smile
    I would love to hear hubbers thought's on the subject smile

  2. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 7 years ago

    I would scratch my back 24 hours a day while holding a scotch smile

    1. skellie profile image75
      skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol  smile   Awwwww back scratch, did not think of that one!
      And a scotch, that would be a nice way to top things off.

      great comments, thankyou smile

  3. Randy Godwin profile image93
    Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago

    Search for a lady with 4 boobs!  lol

    1. frogdropping profile image82
      frogdroppingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I have to do it randy. Not sorry either.

      roll

      And then I just gotta say 'men'.

      Well I don't gotta nothing. But I did lol

      1. Cagsil profile image81
        Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Okay, I'll play- if I had an extra set of hands....

        Let's see...one hand could...

        Then the other hand could....

        Then the other hand could be elsewhere...

        Then the other hand could also be elsewhere....

        Meaning? More pleasure for the woman in my possession at the time. tongue

        1. frogdropping profile image82
          frogdroppingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          There are no words.

          So I'll use yikes instead.

          Tsk!

          1. Cagsil profile image81
            Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I figured as much. tongue lol

        2. Beth Godwin profile image82
          Beth Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Very well said!!! LOL

      2. Randy Godwin profile image93
        Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        You force me to quote Popeye once again, FD!  "Wemmings"! lol

        1. frogdropping profile image82
          frogdroppingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          What's wemmings?

          1. Randy Godwin profile image93
            Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            You gotta watch a few Popeye cartoons to find out!  smile

            1. frogdropping profile image82
              frogdroppingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I'm real busy Randy. Give us a scooby huh? smile

              1. Randy Godwin profile image93
                Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Women = wemmings !  Gee, weren't you ever a kid?  smile

    2. skellie profile image75
      skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Randy Godwin, Frogdropping and Cagsil  -  Hehehehehe   well i walked right in to that one smile    great laugh big_smile.   As for the cartoon aspect of the conversation, i was more of the Masters of the Universe fan.
      My nickname "Skellie" originated from "Skeletor", on masters of the universe. Bit off subject but thought it was an interesting little bit of information.

      Thanks for your contribution smile

      1. Cagsil profile image81
        Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I liked the Masters of the Universe growing up. wink big_smile On a side note, I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. smile

        1. skellie profile image75
          skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I am an Aussie mate, have a very good sense of humour  smile
          Masters of the Universe was cool!  big_smile

  4. Extinct Soul profile image57
    Extinct Soulposted 7 years ago

    Well, getting serious again with the question..

    Hmm....if I got extra sets of hands, I would still let the two old ones to do the job. And the new extra one to pat me on the back or massage me, and the other extra one to wipe out my sweat.
    I thought that having something to compliment what I'm doing can boost my energy, thus making me more efficient to do a lot of work done. lol

    1. Cagsil profile image81
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Can I ask how you figured out 4 sets of hands, consider hands is a pair to begin with? A pair means two hands, so one set equals two. lol

      1. Extinct Soul profile image57
        Extinct Soulposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Am I allowed to say sorry..smile or atleast edit it

        1. Cagsil profile image81
          Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Hey, IF I had 4 sets of hands....it would be grand. I was just pointing out what you said. That's all. tongue smile

          1. skellie profile image75
            skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            That would be great!  You could do anything you wanted - within reason   lol  smile

            1. Cagsil profile image81
              Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Yeah, within reason. lol lol

              Like get slapped in the face by 8 different woman at a time, if in a crowded room. wink

              1. skellie profile image75
                skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                big_smile  big_smile    Or 8 tequila shots, one after the other  smile

                1. Rochelle Frank profile image95
                  Rochelle Frankposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  It would be hard to put your jacket on when it was time to go home, even without shots.

                  1. skellie profile image75
                    skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    hahahahahahaha smile

                2. Cagsil profile image81
                  Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  8 shots of southern comfort would work well and regardless of what Rochelle says, putting on my jacket would be easy, with or without the shots. tongue

                  1. skellie profile image75
                    skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Why is that? Would you get someone to do it for you ?   lol

                  2. Rochelle Frank profile image95
                    Rochelle Frankposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Jackets usually have two armholes-- which would be hard to wear if you have four, or eight, arms.

          2. Extinct Soul profile image57
            Extinct Soulposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            big_smile oh Cagsil..you never fail to amuse me with your im-always-right ness..

            I'm always watching on how you play on with the meek hubbers...I can't believe I'm gonna experience that one too........it's my pleasure.. <bow>

            1. Cagsil profile image81
              Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              At least I good for something to you and that would be amusement. tongue

        2. skellie profile image75
          skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Don't say sorry - 4 sets of hands would be cool  big_smile

          1. Extinct Soul profile image57
            Extinct Soulposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            It's fine..i'm really wrong in that sentence...smile

    2. skellie profile image75
      skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, a little bit of praise for your work, while you are working - great idea.
      Bosses should hire people, to walk around and pat people on the back at work. That make people more efficient in the work place.   smile

      Thanks for your great coments  smile

  5. Rochelle Frank profile image95
    Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago

    What does an octopus do? 
    With extra hands for humans -- maybe an opportunity to learn piano while writing hubs? No, that would probably require two brains unless right and left hemispheres were totally dedicated to a task.

    1. Cagsil profile image81
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

    2. skellie profile image75
      skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My right and left hemispheres, have never been totally dedicated to any task smile
      Imagine what Leonardo Divinci could do, with an extra set of hands!

  6. skellie profile image75
    skellieposted 7 years ago

    It would come in very handy, when swatting flies. Lots of them here in Australia smile

    1. Cagsil profile image81
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, especially while, eating and drinking with the other 6 hands...using 2 for swatting flying insects. tongue

      1. skellie profile image75
        skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hehehehehe  smile

  7. Bellamie profile image56
    Bellamieposted 7 years ago

    I'd be able to finish rounds at work in half the time, clean house quicker and then sit on all my hands when I'm done working!! lol!

    1. skellie profile image75
      skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Lol .   Or what if you are a female and waiting on that engagement ring?
      Could be waiting a very long time   big_smile

  8. Vcize profile image60
    Vcizeposted 7 years ago

    Write more hubs, of course!

    1. skellie profile image75
      skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      For sure, so obvious as well and i didn't think of it.  Good job smile

      1. Cagsil profile image81
        Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Not true Skellie, because that leads back to what someone else said about separation of the brain. Yes, the hands to do small things without much thought, like dusting and wiping, but when it comes to thoughts and hand working, such as typing, then 8 hands would still only get to work on one hub at a time. tongue

        1. skellie profile image75
          skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Mmmm  it would depend on whether or not, your hemispheres worked together.  I know my don't!  lol big_smile
          I can't even get my feet to work together at times - such a clutz lol big_smile
          Boy, would i be in strive with that many hands. I would probably become all tangled around myself  smile

  9. wychic profile image88
    wychicposted 7 years ago

    One pair to take care of baby, eat, drink, all that fun stuff -- while the other pair continue their work on tweaking my hubs and catching up with writing and transcription.

    1. skellie profile image75
      skellieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Absolutely, can always use an extra set of hands, when dealing with a baby.

      Thanks smile

 
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