http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42069867/ns … weird_news
there have been stories of whales jumping out of the water and landing on sailboats,flying fish slapping people in the face as they jumped over boats,seals jumping onto boats at the dock and now a dolphin landing on a surprised passenger.
why are they trying to get out of the water? LOL
This is a DIRECT result of Obama's environmental policies!!! Lol!
Or of overpulation and too many vehicles. We're in each others' way. Or we're in the dolphins' way. LOL
Or perhaps Japanese reporters are just blowing a tiny story out of proportion to make dolphins look vicious so they can justify their annual slaughter.
This dolphin/passenger collision sounds like a bad YouTube video, not actual news... to each his own I spose.
At least you can make fun of yourself; that's progress.
Many possible reasons:
He dinna tuna his GPS. The scales were wrong on his map. He needs to go back to driving school. He did it for the halibut or he did it on porpoise. He wanted a different perch. He thought the boat was a good place to catch some rays. He was looking to have salmon-chanted evening...
It was probably because of the nuclear power plants in Japan. It will come to pass that all our ills will be a direct consequence of nuclear power.
On the other hand, I have read that dolphins are horny little guys and perhaps he was trying to get a little lovin!
I can tune a piano, but I can't tuna fish!
by qwark 7 years ago
I think that if within a few weeks of being captured, a dolphin can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish they might be smarter than us! What'cha think? :QwarkPS ooopps! I meant are they smarter "THAN" humans.I'm not perfect! Jeez! :-)
by breanna_banana 7 years ago
If You were to be an animal, or fish, from the ocean what would you want to be!?Would you want to be a dolphin, shark, coral reef, puffer fish, or any kind of salt water (aka, OCEAN) What would you want to be!?
by Spacey Gracey 8 years ago
Reading the newspaper while enjoying my first coffee of the day I was saddened to read about a center in Turkey where British tourists can swim with two dolphins kept in a tiny tank.Then I read one of the dolphins was called Misha! Misha is that you????? Are you tapping out a living on an...
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