Dolphin jumps onto deck of boat, injures woman

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   Stacie Lposted 14 years ago

   http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42069867/ns … weird_news
   
   there have been stories of whales jumping out of the water and landing on sailboats,flying fish slapping people in the face as they jumped over boats,seals jumping onto boats at the dock and now a dolphin landing on a surprised passenger.
   why are they trying to get out of the water? LOL

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      lady_love158posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is a DIRECT result of Obama's environmental policies!!! Lol!

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         Patty Inglish, MSposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Or of overpulation and too many vehicles. We're in each others' way. Or we're in the dolphins' way. LOL

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            NotPCposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Or perhaps Japanese reporters are just blowing a tiny story out of proportion to make dolphins look vicious so they can justify their annual slaughter.
            
            This dolphin/passenger collision sounds like a bad YouTube video, not actual news... to each his own I spose.

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         At least you can make fun of yourself; that's progress.

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         rebekahELLEposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         you really are obsessed, aren't you? 

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   Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

   He must be vision impaired

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   Flirt gone bad?

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   Trail Otterposted 14 years ago

   Many possible reasons:
   He dinna tuna his GPS. The scales were wrong on his map. He needs to go back to driving school. He did it for the halibut or he did it on porpoise. He wanted a different perch. He thought the boat was a good place to catch some rays. He was looking to have salmon-chanted evening...

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   traviskrainboltposted 14 years ago

   Whatever. I love dolphins.

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   logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

   It was probably because of the nuclear power plants in Japan.  It will come to pass that all our ills will be a direct consequence of nuclear power.
   
   On the other hand, I have read that dolphins are horny little guys and perhaps he was trying to get a little lovin!
   
   I can tune a piano, but I can't tuna fish!

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