Out walking today the sun was starting to shine through the clouds and the air was as fresh as air freshener and I thought what a wonderful day filled with many possibilites.....until a great big bird plopped all down the side of my head and down my neck....bloody birdy I've got your Number!!!!!!
LOL Its supposed to be good luck waynet! Maybe you will be smiling again when you win the lottery!
omi god, you're infected!!
You're going to transform into birdman in few hours.
LOL! I thought this was going to be another "my traffic has plummeted" post...
I guess there is a metaphor in here, somewhere!
Oh I hate birds
How is being crapped on good luck?!?!?!
Ever had one poo on your food, like a hotdog? ewwwwww!
Oh yeah seagulls are the worst at the beach trying to eat a snadwiche and they shite everywhere just so you'll throw them a bite!
I think it's a lucky shot for the birds to cack on ya! but lucky as in lucky ever after...bloody myth lol!
Too bloody right, sodding little flying rodents, the lot of em!
Seagulls!!!! Having a nice breakfast once in an outdoor cafe at a beach, when a seagulls dives in. Manages to steal the bacon from my roll and knock a cup of steaming, hot latte into my lap in one foul swoop!
I believe it is supposed to be good luck (not sure how).
Do the lottery and let us know if you win, that may prove the theory once and for all.
Well I never do the lottery ever, but I may try robbing a bank instead and see if I get away with it! lol!
Do they let you hub in prison waynet? Why not give the lottery ticket a try - maybe the universe is giving you a nudge?
Bill Withers, "LOVELY DAY!"
When I wake up in the morning, love
And the sunlight hurts my eyes
And something without warning,love
Suddenly drops down from the sky
Then I look at poop
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at poop
And I know it's gonna be
A LOVELY DAY, LOVE...LY DAY!!
Q: What is that white stuff in bird doo-doo?
A: That’s bird doo-doo too.
by DaniellaWood 8 years ago
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by Julianna 6 years ago
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by IDONO 5 years ago
Why, in mid U.S., are there seagulls in shopping center parking lots?I'm in Ohio and they are everywhere. Why are they here and where did they come from? I've heard a number of stories, but would like to hear yours.
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