Walking along and .......splattt!!?

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  1. waynet profile image71
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    Out walking today the sun was starting to shine through the clouds and the air was as fresh as air freshener and I thought what a wonderful day filled with many possibilites.....until a great big bird plopped all down the side of my head and down my neck....bloody birdy I've got your Number!!!!!!

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image63
      Ultimate Hubberposted 7 years agoin reply to this
      1. waynet profile image71
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Right that's it! get me some Red Bull!!!!!!!

  2. CMHypno profile image92
    CMHypnoposted 7 years ago

    LOL Its supposed to be good luck waynet! Maybe you will be smiling again when you win the lottery! smile

    1. waynet profile image71
      waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah then I'll be able to pay a bird hitman a good fee to catch that birdy!!

  3. skyfire profile image70
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    omi god, you're infected!!

    You're going to transform into birdman in few hours.

    http://calawreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/harvey-birdman-attorney-at-law-takes-the-case.jpg?w=150

  4. Mutiny92 profile image77
    Mutiny92posted 7 years ago

    LOL!  I thought this was going to be another "my traffic has plummeted" post...

    I guess there is a metaphor in here, somewhere!

  5. kirstenblog profile image76
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    Oh I hate birds hmm
    How is being crapped on good luck?!?!?!
    Ever had one poo on your food, like a hotdog? yikes tongue ewwwwww!

    1. waynet profile image71
      waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yeah seagulls are the worst at the beach trying to eat a snadwiche and they shite everywhere just so you'll throw them a bite!

      I think it's a lucky shot for the birds to cack on ya! but lucky as in lucky ever after...bloody myth lol!

      1. kirstenblog profile image76
        kirstenblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Too bloody right, sodding little flying rodents, the lot of em!
        http://operatorchan.org/t/src/t217790_grumpy-old-man.jpg

      2. CMHypno profile image92
        CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Seagulls!!!! Having a nice breakfast once in an outdoor cafe at a beach, when a seagulls dives in.  Manages to steal the bacon from my roll and knock a cup of steaming, hot latte into my lap in one foul swoop!

        1. waynet profile image71
          waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          yeah my 6 year old daughter had a run in with a seagull last year as the seagull swooped down and grabbed her ice cream....I take an air gun with me when going to the beach just so I can try and have a go at hitting one with it!

  6. all-about-orlando profile image61
    all-about-orlandoposted 7 years ago

    I believe it is supposed to be good luck (not sure how).

    Do the lottery and let us know if you win, that may prove the theory once and for all. wink

    1. waynet profile image71
      waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Well I never do the lottery ever, but I may try robbing a bank instead and see if I get away with it! lol!

      1. CMHypno profile image92
        CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Do they let you hub in prison waynet? Why not give the lottery ticket a try - maybe the universe is giving you a nudge? smile

        1. waynet profile image71
          waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          No they don't let me hub in prison! Did the lottery once and didn't get any numbers whatsoever and was sooooo disappointed with the whole lottery thing that I never did it ever again!

  7. CARIBQUEEN profile image70
    CARIBQUEENposted 7 years ago

    Bill Withers, "LOVELY DAY!"
    When I wake up in the morning, love
    And the sunlight hurts my eyes
    And something without warning,love
    Suddenly drops down from the sky

    Then I look at poop
    And the world's alright with me
    Just one look at poop
    And I know it's gonna be
    A LOVELY DAY, LOVE...LY DAY!!

    1. Money Glitch profile image76
      Money Glitchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, Oh how poetic.... I love it. smile  Hey Waynet, sorry that you got pooped on; but, thanks for starting a post that gave us a good laugh... big_smile

      But, remember with some great opportunities you might have to wade through a lot of poop...

  8. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    Q: What is that white stuff in bird doo-doo?

    A: That’s bird doo-doo too.

 
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