Walking along and .......splattt!!?

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   waynetposted 14 years ago

   Out walking today the sun was starting to shine through the clouds and the air was as fresh as air freshener and I thought what a wonderful day filled with many possibilites.....until a great big bird plopped all down the side of my head and down my neck....bloody birdy I've got your Number!!!!!!

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      Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Here's an idea for you:
      
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgLiY5JvtBc

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         waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Right that's it! get me some Red Bull!!!!!!!

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   LOL Its supposed to be good luck waynet! Maybe you will be smiling again when you win the lottery!

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      waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah then I'll be able to pay a bird hitman a good fee to catch that birdy!!

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   skyfireposted 14 years ago

   omi god, you're infected!!
   
   You're going to transform into birdman in few hours.
   
   

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   Mutiny92posted 14 years ago

   LOL!  I thought this was going to be another "my traffic has plummeted" post...
   
   I guess there is a metaphor in here, somewhere!

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   kirstenblogposted 14 years ago

   Oh I hate birds
   How is being crapped on good luck?!?!?!
   Ever had one poo on your food, like a hotdog? ewwwwww!

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      waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yeah seagulls are the worst at the beach trying to eat a snadwiche and they shite everywhere just so you'll throw them a bite!
      
      I think it's a lucky shot for the birds to cack on ya! but lucky as in lucky ever after...bloody myth lol!

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         kirstenblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Too bloody right, sodding little flying rodents, the lot of em!
         

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         CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Seagulls!!!! Having a nice breakfast once in an outdoor cafe at a beach, when a seagulls dives in.  Manages to steal the bacon from my roll and knock a cup of steaming, hot latte into my lap in one foul swoop!

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            waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            yeah my 6 year old daughter had a run in with a seagull last year as the seagull swooped down and grabbed her ice cream....I take an air gun with me when going to the beach just so I can try and have a go at hitting one with it!

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   all-about-orlandoposted 14 years ago

   I believe it is supposed to be good luck (not sure how).
   
   Do the lottery and let us know if you win, that may prove the theory once and for all.

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      waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well I never do the lottery ever, but I may try robbing a bank instead and see if I get away with it! lol!

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         CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Do they let you hub in prison waynet? Why not give the lottery ticket a try - maybe the universe is giving you a nudge?

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            waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            No they don't let me hub in prison! Did the lottery once and didn't get any numbers whatsoever and was sooooo disappointed with the whole lottery thing that I never did it ever again!

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   CARIBQUEENposted 14 years ago

   Bill Withers, "LOVELY DAY!"
   When I wake up in the morning, love
   And the sunlight hurts my eyes
   And something without warning,love
   Suddenly drops down from the sky
   
   Then I look at poop
   And the world's alright with me
   Just one look at poop
   And I know it's gonna be
   A LOVELY DAY, LOVE...LY DAY!!

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      Money Glitchposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, Oh how poetic.... I love it.   Hey Waynet, sorry that you got pooped on; but, thanks for starting a post that gave us a good laugh...
      
      But, remember with some great opportunities you might have to wade through a lot of poop...

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   paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

   Q: What is that white stuff in bird doo-doo?
   
   A: That’s bird doo-doo too.

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