Most embarrasing moment in your life?

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   Daffy Duckposted 12 years ago

   Out of all of the things that have happened to you, which is the most embarrasing?  :-}
   
   Remember no one here really knows you so be honest.

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      ginjill ashberryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Too many to choose from, dude;

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         Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I went water skiing one time.  I held onto the rope after I fell.  I was doing 30 mph for about 100 yards wondering why they weren't stopping.  The skies and my brand new swim trunks came off.
         
         You can do better than that.

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            ginjill ashberryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            It would've been perfect if it was caught on video. I tried speaking in cantonese with a bunch of chinese friends telling them i prefer to drnk a certain beverage and they were laughing out loud because i mispronounced it as "I prefer drinking black dog"
            You wouldn't get that one if you don't understand the language. But here's another one,.. not my story though.
            My friends and i went to this cafe, and while we were enjoying our chats, laughing hilariously when we saw something fell into a friends cup of tea. No one said a word, no one knew what to do; i looked up to the ceiling and down at my friend's cup and all of us exchanged looks. Guess what?
            that friend of ours blushed like a teenager and scooped her fake teeth from the cup.

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               Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Black Dog.  isn't that a name of a movie?
               
               I guess losing your fake teeth is better than losing your marbles.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      farting in the bathtub with first bath with someone.  He ended up not being bath worthy so I guess it's all water under the bum
      
      just saying I still cringe-endless bubbles too
      
      

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         Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         That's fine as long as nothing else comes out anyway! :-)

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            gross mutt

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         ..that's funny... 'water under the bum' .....no second bath date? 

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   katiem2posted 12 years ago

   I've never really ever been embarrassed...

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      Home Girlposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      i am so embarrassed to tell...

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         Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Come on Home Girl.  Spill it!  You'll laugh at it later.  It doesn't have to be the most embarassing moment, just pick one.  Let it out!

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      Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      If we talked for a while I'm sure I could find something katiem2.

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   LadyAdolphposted 12 years ago

   My most embarrassing moment is when I saw my dad giving my blowjob

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      Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Care to explain?

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         kmackey32posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Cags, you would ask....lmao

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            kmackey32posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Im thinkn it must have been a blowjob she was supose to do....lol

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            Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            It didn't make sense. Considering the username.

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               kmackey32posted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Yea if her dad turned gay...

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                  Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  I'm sorry I asked. :-)  :-(

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          
         
         Cagsil I know yours so be nice or I shall BLOW it all over our fine community
         
         kiss?
         
         :

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         LadyAdolphposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Yarp.
         I have two dads; One of them we call mam. Dresses like a lady and whatnot. Y'know.

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   Balineseposted 12 years ago

   im afraid to tell you guys

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      Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      You can say.  No one will tell.  I promise.  Right everyone? :-)

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   Moonchild60posted 12 years ago

   I honestly don't think I could write it here for everyone to see.  Lets just say it involved a work out bench, a paddle, and an open door.  Nuf said.

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      Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Not even close to enough honey.  Come on. If you need to, get drunk and then do it. :-)

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   kmackey32posted 12 years ago

   I have way too many to pick one....

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      Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Then you'll have a lot to post then won't you.  Cheer us up!

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   Bill Manningposted 12 years ago

   I was learning to ski for the first time. After some runs being towed up by a rope I decided I was ready for the chair lift.
   
   Well, I got in line and when I was suppose to stop for my turn I could not stop and slid down in front of the chair coming up.
   
   In front of me was two hot babes waiting to get on the chair. The chair hit me, scooping me up in it sitting down. Then it came to the girls and they fell into the chair, one of them in my lap.
   
   They stopped the lift after we got about 4 feet in the air. The girls jumped off and the ski operator came over as I sat there and gave me the WTF dude look.
   
   So I just sat there beet red while everyone laughed. It seemed like an hour before they started the lift again but it was only like a minute.

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      rebekahELLEposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      omg, that is hilarious. I can just see that dude giving you a look!
      
      I can't top that one, even when my fake nail fell off at the wrong time.. I won't even go any further.

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         Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Come on rebekah I need more.  Just say when it fell off. 
         Pleeeeaaaase! :-)  I'm beggin' here.

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            rebekahELLEposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            it is forever a memory relegated to the hidden files of embarrassing romantic moments with a French lover.

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               Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Oh I have to know more now.

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      Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      That's great Bill Manning!  Hey.  Are you related to Payton Manning?

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         Bill Manningposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Nope, no relation to him, sorry. I just look like him.

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   Bellamieposted 12 years ago

   tinkled myself at walmart!!!

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