Why Is There a Half Naked Woman on my Page?

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   Mark Ewbieposted 12 years ago

   Don't all rush at once.  It's the adverts I'm referring to.
   
   I'm not a prude, honest.  In fact I regularly spend hours researching female biology on the internet.  But that's porn sites.
   
   When I write some quirky, semi amusing little piece of nonsense I expect a few targeted adverts along the lines of make money, lose money and borrow money.
   
   What I don't need, along with all the other goings on on here, is some sprawled out woman who appears to be advertising some cruddy company naming scheme.
   
   I put up with the fish pedicures.  I can just about stand the lady who appears to enjoy dating sixty year old men.  But I'm getting tired of these second rate sub adsense adverts.
   
   Or maybe the new target readership is a bunch of hopeless pervs? If it is... then I'd better start targetting them - after all, it's my specialist subject.

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      CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      But are people clicking on the semi-naked woman ad?
      
      What are your keywords you are using in that hub, could you change them a bit to attract a different type of ad? Though it does all seem to be a bit random at the moment

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         Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Hi CM.  The advert probably is based on the keywords.  My point is that the company uses a woman in a bikini to sell something that has nothing to do with a woman in a bikini, unless that is the normal attire for the particular company she represents.
         
         It isn't.  It's just that it's sub Google in quality, and believe me, that's saying something.

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      BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Mark, just a thought, is it the top half or the bottom half showing

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         Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         If I blow the ad up to almost illegal levels of pixellation it appears to be a bikini.

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            BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            

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   Joy56posted 12 years ago

   Mark you are so funny sometimes.  Nice to see you are still around,

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      Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Joy.  Still around, still failing but... still hopelessly optimistic.

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   Joy56posted 12 years ago

   just keep going, keep writing that is the main thing.  I have been following your comments on the forums, you are a strong contender for hub pages, when you go, we all go ......  I have not done much writing lately, but i love to read others work, and communicate here in forums.

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   BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years ago

   Mark, soon as I saw this thread I clicked on it, bet you wish they would click on your half naked woman instead of just stairing at her for hours on end.

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      Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      That's a fair point.  Yes, I wish.

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   Michael Willisposted 12 years ago

   At least the ads aren't half-naked men...right?

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      Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Another good point.  Although the Gay pound is worth a bit... so I hear.

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      Eaglekiwiposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Yea where are they at ?
      
      Goggle is sexist? 

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         Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, listen - I don't really want equal opportunity lots of flesh on my hubs at all really.  Men or women.  Just a few ads for payday loans - that'll do.

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            Eaglekiwiposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I know -just kidding around.
            
            Actually I dont like Scientology all over mine either ,and there is some place you can block such adverst-but sorry Ive forgotton.
            
            Adsense account ?

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               Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               I was a bit miffed but not miffed enough to like click on a few buttons.  I'll just shut my eyes.  Well, one eye.

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                  Eaglekiwiposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Not touching that one

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                  Eaglekiwiposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Google Adsense,then
                  
                  Goggle Adsense Setup then Competitive Ad Filter.(found along with other options just under Google Adsense setup)
                  
                  Im not 100% sure if this is the only way ,but might offer a solution.

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                     Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     Thanks Eaglekiwi - I feel like I'm a fresher at HP Uni.

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         Michael Willisposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         lol, well I showed a leg in a post once and UW didn't like it! 

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            Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Oh boy... this place is a hot bed of sexual intrigue.

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               Michael Willisposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               

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   lyndreposted 12 years ago

   What hub is it on pleeeeeeease.
   
   An old man has to get his thrills somewhere

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      Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      It comes and goes.  Sometimes normal adverts, lines of texts and sometimes the lady of the bikini.
      
      I find if I constantly refresh the page I get lucky after three times at most.
      
      Can't give the name of the page due to forum rules about shameless self promotion... as if I would do such a thing.
      
      But any of the last few will show it if you're lucky.  Or maybe it's just google remembering your preferences.

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         CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I think that you secretly like this bikini lady, Mark! You seem to be investing an awful a lot of time trying to get her onto your hub LOL?

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            Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Well it would be rude to completely ignore her I suppose.

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               Michael Willisposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               You could draw her in one of your images you do for us!

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               CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               And for the male of the species totally unnatural?

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   2uesdayposted 12 years ago

   Maybe it is a reward for having a Hubber score of 100.

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      Mark Ewbieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Now THAT is a great answer.  My reward, not in Adsense clicks, but in bikini clad ladies.
      
      Fair enough.

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         rebekahELLEposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         she's teasing you, reminding you to not take life too seriously.

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