All that hay in that haystack and your looking for a needle in it!
I put a pair of socks in the dryer. When it finished, I opened the door and only found one sock. I thought the dryer ate it. So I called information. They said the sock was behind the couch. I looked. It was there. I'm sure the information hotline was spying on me. I put my socks on, peeked my head through the living room window, looked up, and smiled for a satellite picture. Hopefully, they'll publish the picture in a book. I'd buy it and put it on my decaffeinated coffee table. Right now though, I'm looking for my sanity. I think my mind wandered off to Pluto and took my sanity with it. That's alright, next week I'm moving to Mars, so if anyone has any boxes...
...what were we talking about again?
My tissue box...cause Urban Chaos made me laugh so hard, I am crying!
Knowing Para, that's already taken care of.....so maybe it's a straw to drink the drink.
In that case, then a nurse, lpn, rn or a doctor and a physicians note will be needed.
I could do it for him, I'm trained and certified lol
At this moment in time my sanity, I've been on this damn computer working to keep the wolves from the door, since 7.30 this morning. I'm afraid I don't know my a*** fro my elbow.
The fact that you could still explain that there are two parts Hollie is actually a good sign.
As for Para, probably is looking for a good time, so as to escape the boredom.
same here lol, since 7am and now it's gone 11.30pm, but I think my sanity has gone for good *-)
Not only have you made me feel almost sane, you've put a smile on my face and made me lol. Big kiss.
by meow48 7 years ago
how can i learn to promote customer satisfaction and still maintain my sanity while providing care.as a health care provider, i am great at keeping my pts alive and well. but i seem to suck at conveying that care. help???????
by MissMelissaK 4 years ago
Is Facebook a violation to your sanity?Think about it. Whatever you post is up for office fodder or neighborhood chatter and plenty of it behind your back is not so pleasant. It's almost like putting yourself on a butcher's block for everyone to go "Chop chop chop". Granted...
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