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AMA Humor

  1. Stacie L profile image90
    Stacie Lposted 6 years ago

    Humor for a change...!!!!!!!

    The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
    but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

    Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
    while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
    while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

    The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
    Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter....."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
    Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
    the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
    In the end, the Proctologist won out, leaving the entire
    decision up to the a**holes in Washington.

    1. wilderness profile image97
      wildernessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Pretty good - I like it!

  2. Aficionada profile image88
    Aficionadaposted 6 years ago

    Hilarious!  I have a long list of people to send this to.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image91
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I fired off a few copies as well. smile