Ok... I asked Live Longer and he said yes... so here it is guys... the first completely legal 75% gay Jewish Mormon Unitarian wedding (add conservative Christian cause I guess hubby is coming too-although I didn't question too deeply into it)
We got Hollie as one of my bridesmaids and K9keystrokes as one of LL's ushers...
Lets get this party started.
K9's my best person!
I think Cagsil wants to play the organ. Or officiate.
Sorry dear! How politically incorrect of me!
Go ahead Cagsil.... and make sure you get all of our beliefs represented in the ceremony
Nice music choices...will Yamakas be required? If so, I think rainbow colored Yamakas are in order.
Rainbow Yamakas are an excellent choice... although there may be some difficulty in deciding who should wear one.
Well, if we decided on leather Yamakas the Grooms party would wear them on our heads and they could be converted as Hollies bouncies binders,...right?
Wow, that is a whole level of sacrilege that I'm not sure about.... However I want to thank you for the coffee that's now all over my laptop screen...
I suppose you're right, I may be dodging lightening strikes the rest of the night. And sorry about the laptop screen...
Sokay, if there was ever a wedding to draw lightning, it would be this one.
No - you are along way from the whole lightening thing, now if Livelonger was a woman . . . . .
@R1- See the Post were this all came into being and you are closer than you know!
I don't think he's going to be willing to convert... Hey we seem to be looking for an officiate... want the position recommend?
I would be more than happy to officiate - I have none and all of the above beliefs in some degree or other - but only if I am allowed to wear full papal regalia and black stockings.
I thought you wore full papal regalia and black stockings on a daily basis recommend1 lol
So - when is this event coming off ?? I want a poopmobile sent to pick me up from the digital portal. And I am not coming if anyone is wearing see-through burkah.
Ohhhh ,listen lovebirds (sounds like a whole flock) put me in with the catering crew.
Taken out my nose pierce in preparation.
I play well with others, and follow instructions well
P.S Will the wine be fortified?
I'm almost offended that I wasn't invited. I want to sprinkle the holy water.
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