If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel
stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would
have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have
Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan
This is possibly the best e-mail advice I've received over the past few days...
Just a quick note, Zsuzsy, Jackalope Enterprises LLC is booming. Had you had the forethought to buy $1000 worth of shares, you would be a millionaire, today. We seem to thrive on carnage. Go figure.
Way, way, wayyy ahead of you on this one. But, you did sum it up nicely.
It's never to late to start saving and investing. Perhaps you just start contributing to your 401-Keg plan really, really agressively for a time to catch it up to where it should be. In fact, being the giving kind of person that I am; I will match your efforts on a 1 to 1 basis - at least on the consumption side.
Shadesbreath! I'm so proud of you... such a selfless act on your part is just totally beyond the call of duty... It does the heart really good to see such deep down goodness. Taking you as a ro;e model I think I will go grab a Heineke right now. Cheers
I was planning to jump into Shares and Mutual Fund Business to make some quick money. Thankfully I was Lazy. My Money seems safe in the Bank at the moment.
If I'm gonna gamble I'll play poker but seriously I do like money just never seem to have enough but then what is enough?
See? I already knew this and have been studiously investing for the last 30 years.
Lol, brilliant! I bought £1000 worth of shares in HBOSS 3 years ago, at one point could have got over £4000 for them, but now there only worth £231, oh well, they'll go back up in a few years, so point in selling them!
by ABED G. 5 years ago
can you show used cars under $ 1000.00I want to make a choice
by anecdote 6 years ago
What would you do with a $1000 000 dollar deposited to your account and it is not a mistake ??
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