Husband-training camp:

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  1. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Hi, girls. Having trouble with your husband? Send him to me! For a small fee, I can fix your problem. I was able to turn a womaninizing, hard-drinking, self-centered partier into the perfect husband. I can do it for you, too! For a nominal fee and a short stay at the Holle Abee Husband Training Camp, your spouse will return to you a changed man. In the rare event that he's un-trainable, castration might be the only option. Either way, he'll certainly be a changed man! lol

  2. optimus grimlock profile image58
    optimus grimlockposted 6 years ago

    thats funny!!!!! You should get tons of apps for this.

  3. Uninvited Writer profile image81
    Uninvited Writerposted 6 years ago

    lol

    1. habee profile image92
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      UW, I was inspired by your post on the other thread!

  4. emievil profile image75
    emievilposted 6 years ago

    big_smile

  5. TheMagician profile image88
    TheMagicianposted 6 years ago

    Do you fix boyfriends, too?
    Mine just got through watching Benny & Joon, and now he can't stop ironing grilling cheese sandwiches.

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/5817870_f248.jpg

    1. habee profile image92
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Sure! Boyfriends, lovers, fiancees - none are immune to the ways of Mistress Holle! lol

  6. Nell Rose profile image90
    Nell Roseposted 6 years ago

    lol

  7. wilderness profile image96
    wildernessposted 6 years ago

    I was actually considering signing myself up (it never hurts to understand how the enemy thinks!).  Until I got to the end of the post.

    I ain't coming!  Uh uh!  No way!

  8. MelissaBarrett profile image60
    MelissaBarrettposted 6 years ago

    LMAO!  Can I send my ex-husband too?  I still have to deal with him on a regular basis... and the way I see it either he becomes easier to deal with or is castrated... I don't see a downside.

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image59
      Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I'd just straight opt for the castration. Works wonders with dogs. they become much easier to work with. lol

      1. wilderness profile image96
        wildernessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        You ladies are beginning to scare me.  I had no idea the Lorena Bobbitt syndrome was so prevalent! lol

        1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
          MelissaBarrettposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          I think I mentioned this before, but I have a framed picture of her on our nightstand.  It's been mentioned (in completely non-threatening terms) to the new husband that I have both legal and medical skills.... and a completely blank criminal history.

          1. wilderness profile image96
            wildernessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            All I can say is I'm glad Idaho is a long way from W Virginia.  Glad I moved from Virginia long ago, too! smile

            1. habee profile image92
              habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Wildman, please understand that the knife is used only as a last resort - usually for Neanderthal types. I'm sure you'd be fine! I could teach you how to cook, southern style.

              1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
                MelissaBarrettposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                Hell habee, if you teach southern cooking I'll be right there.  With my particular preferences, I could conceivably fall under the "husband" label someday (not likely but possible)...  and I don't have to worry about the punishment for failing the course.

              2. wilderness profile image96
                wildernessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                Neanderthal types yet!  I thought they were all home-grown down south in the bayous - not up here in the civilized north.

                And I have to say that you ladies just seem all to eager for that "last resort" thingie.  Just way too eager!

                Add in that I don't like grits or chitlins and I think that I'll just stay home, thank you very much.

                1. habee profile image92
                  habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  Grits and chilins?? What about buttermilk biscuits, peach pie, fried chicken, country fried steak, and the best BBQ you've ever eaten?

        2. Hollie Thomas profile image59
          Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          We're just practical Wilderness, honestly! lol

        3. Hollie Thomas profile image59
          Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          We're just practical Wilderness, honestly! lol

          1. wilderness profile image96
            wildernessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            People that repeat themselves to make a point are usually dishonest about the whole thing. 

            I begin to doubt that your training will teach us how to keep our women-folk barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.  In fact, I doubt that it is in the curriculum at all! lol

            1. Hollie Thomas profile image59
              Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              You betch ya! lol I will try to say this only once. lol

      2. MelissaBarrett profile image60
        MelissaBarrettposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I can't do it myself Hollie... I vowed never to go near that area of his anatomy again.

        I would be willing to pay Habee hazard pay though for the actual procedure though smile.

        1. Hollie Thomas profile image59
          Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Habee's the woman. We'll soon sort this disagreeable little man out. Gloves...clamps.... Scalpel...Problem solved. big_smile

  9. MelissaBarrett profile image60
    MelissaBarrettposted 6 years ago

    smile

  10. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Guys, I just wrote and published a hub about this!

    1. mary615 profile image93
      mary615posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      It's a great Hub, too!  I don't know how you can think of and publish a Hub that fast.  He really inspired you to start writing, didn't he??  He got a lot of us thinking....

      1. habee profile image92
        habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks, Mary. I can write a hub in just a few minutes if I don't have to do any research.

        1. mary615 profile image93
          mary615posted 6 years agoin reply to this

          You're good, girl!

          1. habee profile image92
            habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Thanks, Sis!

  11. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    I think I'm already a pretty good husband, but being disciplined by you is still something I'd be interested in.

    Do you offer group rates?

    (Oh God, now I get to hit the "submit" button.)

    1. habee profile image92
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Ron, I'd give you a special rate. Are you REALLY ready to submit??

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Yes, but I'll have to check with my wife first.

        1. habee profile image92
          habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Good boy! I can tell you'll be an easy pupil.

          1. Hollie Thomas profile image59
            Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Habee, now I'm frightened. Your last post has had me visualizing you in thigh high boots, and sporting a lash.lol

            1. habee profile image92
              habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Have you been pilfering through my closet?? lol

            2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
              Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Me too.

              I need some alone time now.

  12. thirdmillenium profile image59
    thirdmilleniumposted 6 years ago

    Hi Habee

    Good for you. The fact that your husband let you write it as it is says something for your persuasive powers.

    Did you have to use scalpels and scissors to tame him besides the persuasive powers? big_smile

    1. habee profile image92
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      No weapons were needed!

 
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