Hi, girls. Having trouble with your husband? Send him to me! For a small fee, I can fix your problem. I was able to turn a womaninizing, hard-drinking, self-centered partier into the perfect husband. I can do it for you, too! For a nominal fee and a short stay at the Holle Abee Husband Training Camp, your spouse will return to you a changed man. In the rare event that he's un-trainable, castration might be the only option. Either way, he'll certainly be a changed man!
thats funny!!!!! You should get tons of apps for this.
Do you fix boyfriends, too?
Mine just got through watching Benny & Joon, and now he can't stop ironing grilling cheese sandwiches.
I was actually considering signing myself up (it never hurts to understand how the enemy thinks!). Until I got to the end of the post.
I ain't coming! Uh uh! No way!
LMAO! Can I send my ex-husband too? I still have to deal with him on a regular basis... and the way I see it either he becomes easier to deal with or is castrated... I don't see a downside.
I'd just straight opt for the castration. Works wonders with dogs. they become much easier to work with.
You ladies are beginning to scare me. I had no idea the Lorena Bobbitt syndrome was so prevalent!
I think I mentioned this before, but I have a framed picture of her on our nightstand. It's been mentioned (in completely non-threatening terms) to the new husband that I have both legal and medical skills.... and a completely blank criminal history.
All I can say is I'm glad Idaho is a long way from W Virginia. Glad I moved from Virginia long ago, too!
Wildman, please understand that the knife is used only as a last resort - usually for Neanderthal types. I'm sure you'd be fine! I could teach you how to cook, southern style.
Hell habee, if you teach southern cooking I'll be right there. With my particular preferences, I could conceivably fall under the "husband" label someday (not likely but possible)... and I don't have to worry about the punishment for failing the course.
Neanderthal types yet! I thought they were all home-grown down south in the bayous - not up here in the civilized north.
And I have to say that you ladies just seem all to eager for that "last resort" thingie. Just way too eager!
Add in that I don't like grits or chitlins and I think that I'll just stay home, thank you very much.
We're just practical Wilderness, honestly!
We're just practical Wilderness, honestly!
People that repeat themselves to make a point are usually dishonest about the whole thing.
I begin to doubt that your training will teach us how to keep our women-folk barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. In fact, I doubt that it is in the curriculum at all!
I can't do it myself Hollie... I vowed never to go near that area of his anatomy again.
I would be willing to pay Habee hazard pay though for the actual procedure though .
It's a great Hub, too! I don't know how you can think of and publish a Hub that fast. He really inspired you to start writing, didn't he?? He got a lot of us thinking....
I think I'm already a pretty good husband, but being disciplined by you is still something I'd be interested in.
Do you offer group rates?
(Oh God, now I get to hit the "submit" button.)
Ron, I'd give you a special rate. Are you REALLY ready to submit??
Yes, but I'll have to check with my wife first.
Habee, now I'm frightened. Your last post has had me visualizing you in thigh high boots, and sporting a lash.
Good for you. The fact that your husband let you write it as it is says something for your persuasive powers.
Did you have to use scalpels and scissors to tame him besides the persuasive powers?
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