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I think I mentioned this before, but I have a framed picture of her on our nightstand. It's been mentioned (in completely non-threatening terms) to the new husband that I have both legal and medical skills.... and a completely blank criminal history.
Hell habee, if you teach southern cooking I'll be right there. With my particular preferences, I could conceivably fall under the "husband" label someday (not likely but possible)... and I don't have to worry about the punishment for failing the course.
Just when I got used to the featured/not featured ratings, now we have a whole NEW system of circles with full, half or not filled-in centers. Sure, it's easy to understand at a glance, but, in the meantime, it...