This has got to be joke of the week!

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   cataloniaposted 16 years ago

   There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose
   given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to
   call him Onestone.
   
   After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
   said,
   'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
   
   The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then
   one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning,
   Onestone.'
   
   He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
   where he made love to her all day and all night.
   
   He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from
   exhaustion.
   
   The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
   would do.
   
   Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
   a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
   
   Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she
   saw Onestone.
   
   She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
   
   Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
   made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
   the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
   die!
   
   What is the moral of this story?Huh??
   
   
   
   OH, Come on...take a guess!
   
   
   
   Think about it............
   
   
   
   (You're going to love this!)
   
   
   
   Very simply, the moral is..................
   
   
   
   YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!!!!

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      SamurWriterposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, at first I stared.. it was logical, then I started laughing pretty hard... that was punny, really!

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   weblogposted 16 years ago

   Good joke

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      cataloniaposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      hey you look a bit like Aishwarya Rai

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   rancidTasteposted 16 years ago

   I don't know why this type of jokes are here?????
   
   But that is very interesting...
   
   good luck

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   compu-smartposted 16 years ago

   I love joke and have only one! ,,nothing persoanl at all catalonia
   
   How do you keep an idiot in suspence??

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      SamurWriterposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      sounds alot like that one where you have a paper that says on both sides, how do you keep a moron occupied (turn over) and the world turns...lol
      
      J

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   cataloniaposted 16 years ago

   Aw come on it's only a joke - and it's about a Red Indian by the way - you know the ones from North America - hey compu smart I think you mean suspense, don't you?

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