There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose
given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to
call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then
one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning,
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
What is the moral of this story?Huh??
OH, Come on...take a guess!
Think about it............
(You're going to love this!)
Very simply, the moral is..................
YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!!!!
I don't know why this type of jokes are here?????
But that is very interesting...
I love joke and have only one! ,,nothing persoanl at all catalonia
How do you keep an idiot in suspence??
Aw come on it's only a joke - and it's about a Red Indian by the way - you know the ones from North America - hey compu smart I think you mean suspense, don't you?
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