This has got to be joke of the week!

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  1. catalonia profile image60
    cataloniaposted 9 years ago

    There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose
    given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to
    call him Onestone.

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
    said,
    'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

    The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then
    one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning,
    Onestone.'

    He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
    where he made love to her all day and all night.

    He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from
    exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
    would do.

    Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
    a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

    Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she
    saw Onestone.

    She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
    made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
    the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
    die!

    What is the moral of this story?Huh??



    OH, Come on...take a guess!



    Think about it............



    (You're going to love this!)



    Very simply, the moral is..................



    YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!!!! lol

    1. SamurWriter profile image48
      SamurWriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, at first I stared.. it was logical, then I started laughing pretty hard... that was punny, really!

  2. weblog profile image56
    weblogposted 9 years ago

    Good joke big_smile

    1. catalonia profile image60
      cataloniaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      hey you look a bit like Aishwarya Rai smile

  3. rancidTaste profile image65
    rancidTasteposted 9 years ago

    I don't know why this type of jokes are here?????

    But that is very interesting...

    good luck

  4. compu-smart profile image56
    compu-smartposted 9 years ago

    I love joke and have only one! ,,nothing persoanl at all catalonia smile

    How do you keep an idiot in suspence??

    1. SamurWriter profile image48
      SamurWriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      sounds alot like that one where you have a paper that says on both sides, how do you keep a moron occupied (turn over) and the world turns...lol

      J

  5. catalonia profile image60
    cataloniaposted 9 years ago

    Aw come on it's only a joke - and it's about a Red Indian by the way - you know the ones from North America - hey compu smart I think you mean suspense, don't you? big_smile

 
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