I love my Mountain Dew

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   "Pepsi’s Lawsuit Defense: Mountain Dew Would Have Dissolved Mouse Carcass"
   
   "Pepsi Co. is being sued by a man in Illinois who claims that he found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew, but Pepsi says that it’s impossible. Why? It’s not because Pepsi has such high standards when it comes to work place cleanliness, but because a mouse carcass would have completely dissolved if it was placed in Mountain Dew."
   
   http://www.inquisitr.com/175160/pepsis- … e-carcass/
   
   I am pro Mountain Dew.
   
   State your Mountain Dew opinions here.

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      JBBlackposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Sun Drop has 25% more caffeine per serving

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         paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Yes, but does it dissolve rats?

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            Matt in Jaxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Lol. Check mate.

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      AshtonFireflyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hahahahaha!!!! omg that's not funny but I really did lol.
      that's terrible! poor mouse!

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   Vital Update!
   
   "No easy way to dissolve a mouse in Mountain Dew"
   
   "Pepsi Co.'s claim that a mouse trapped in a can of Mountain Dew would eventually dissolve doesn’t hold water with Canadian food experts."
   
   http://ca.news.yahoo.com/no-easy-way-di … 19070.html
   
   News Conference at 11.
   
   I have accordingly returned all my Mountain Dew to the store for a full refund.

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      mom101posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      For what it is worth, I drink way to much soda. That's my fault.
      
      I was at work one day and  the entire surface of one of my front teeth fell out. No, it didn't have any fillings. ,,,,,,, I go to the dentist and he informs me the acid from the soda had eaten the enamel off several of my teeth.
      
      Now, they have fillings. Temporary ones. Until. well, now you know, the rest......

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         paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Same here. Recently I've been able to initiate a partial transference to lemonade.

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            mom101posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            The acid in the lemonade will do pretty much the same thing.

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               paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               True, but I considered it my duty to rats everywhere.

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   The Writers Dogposted 13 years ago

   Street goulash vendor: "Mountain Dew or crab juice."
   Homer Simpson: "Eewwww, Mountain Dew? Give me a crab juice."

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   wildernessposted 13 years ago

   Mmmm.  Mountain Dew.  Elixir of the Gods.
   
   You know that to be true, too, because the Gods hate mice just as we do.
   
   I wonder if the red or blue kinds will dissolve mice as well as the yellow/green?  You know, that extra protein is probably very good for you...

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   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

   Sundrop actually has citrus juice in it, tastes better, and is cheaper.

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