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Nice daughter

  1. Pcunix profile image92
    Pcunixposted 5 years ago

    My wife got an unexpected present  today - our daughter bought her a Kindle Fire.

    I have a problem.  She has stolen my iPad stylus and won't give it back.

    Question:  do I divorce her or buy a new stylus?  We've only been married four and a half decades, so I have very little invested in this relationship, but a stylus doesn't cost all that much either.

    Seeking advice.  She is cute, but I need my stylus back!

  2. paradigmsearch profile image94
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Tap her on the left shoulder. Reach around on the right. Run.

  3. Shanna11 profile image92
    Shanna11posted 5 years ago

    Think about this way-- there are roughly 7 billion people in the world, half of which are roughly female. So...3.5 billion females for you to choose from.

    How many Ipad stylus's are there in the world? I'm betting there are more females than stylus's. So, according to my logic, stylus's are rarer, and thus more important.

    Lol, on another note... is the Kindle nice? I hear it's like a cheaper version of the Ipad.

    1. Pcunix profile image92
      Pcunixposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      You think she'll let me touch it?  Ha!

  4. relache profile image91
    relacheposted 5 years ago

    Get a better stylus, and then bask in the stylus-envy.