An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the world.
When the priest comes in, the Irishman excitedly begins..."Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."
This has been a joke. It may not be considered "politically correct." In my opinion, I think "pc" has gone too far, and folks need to lighten up. So, please do not take offense at the fact that this joke pokes fun at a particular nationality and a specific church and its traditions. It was just a JOKE! We now return you to your regular programming....
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