I couldn't resist sharing this. enjoy
Investment tips for 2008
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in later this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
Love it. Love it. Love it. I'll be discussing these seriously funny investment tips with my financial advisor to be sure I get in on the ground floor, LOL. Thanks Zsuzsy Bee for sharing this great news.
by Ryan Hupfer 16 years ago
...some ice cream? ...a new, luxury yacht? ...a no holds-barred, slightly sarcastic reply in the forums?Ok, the truth is that Mark most likely won't be giving you any of these (except for maybe the one about the reply in the forums), but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't become our Facebook Fan,...
by shazwellyn 14 years ago
This man is incognito... a famous singer and songwriter and we have him here on HubPages... Mark Knowles - your cover is blown!
by Haunty 14 years ago
In another place, Mark called me an a**hole with zero sense of humor. I'd like to find out if this is true in your opinion. I admit I think of Mark along the same lines, so please vote in this poll:Who is a bigger a**hole, Mark Knowles or me?(Saying the name doesn't qualify as a personal attack, we...
by mdawson17 15 years ago
Many of us who post threads in the religious forum have made an attack on Mark Knowles and I have seen it to be wrong!As all hubbers Mark has the right to post his view point in which he believes in! The religious forum was not just based on Christianity it was based on Religion and BELIEFS!We have...
by mdawson17 15 years ago
Will Hubpages ever put a stop to Mark Knowles agressive slanderism of ones character in forum threads?Again Mark attacked me on a thread that I posted yesterday:Married Men That Live A Secret Homosexual Life "Good Or Bad"?This is a copy of a partial of the thread:Mark Knowles...
by nlogan 14 years ago
Is this guy on here to make christian people convert to whatever he is? I'm starting to think Satan has a laptop down there and Mark is the operator...Seriously...So my question is Mark, why do you even click on the christianity link....are you seeking something? Or you get laughs out of it?Mark...
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