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Squidland Product Parodies

Updated on September 16, 2014

Shopping for Squid Products in Squidville

All across Squidland, consumerism along with advertising is alive and well and even squids have their favorite products. Join us now as we take a lighthearted look at some of the products available for the discerning squid!

It's time to stock up again with all of the favorite Squid Products available. Take a trip to the store with Squidley and find out some of his favorite goodies!"

After all, it's the most important meal, and with this cereal you can count on it!

A favorite of everyone!

A true gentlesquid would never tell!

Orange of course!

...and necessary for SB&J sandwiches!

...especially when paired with Extra Sqrunchy!

and whose tummy couldn't use a hug?

And in mint condition!

And this bar will help you get through it!

you'll want to dive right in!

Perfect for your next party, let the Squillsbury Doughsquid take care of dessert.

Got Cravings? Now you can track them!

But don't forget about the paperwork!

And one you're sure to have a crush on.

and you too can get featured on a cereal box!

Corporate Chocolate Law...

Seph L. Pod graduated chocolate law School with honors, but before he can practice, he must first pass the Squirshey's Bar Exam!

And probably save some bread at the same time!

A hairy cure for the guys...

Hiya Bunkie, you say you're tired of having a bald mantle? Blinding your friends when you stand in the light? Looking to blend in better next time you hang out at the seaweed bed? Well worry no more, Sqrograin to the rescue! Now you too can cultivate a healthy crop of hair and be the Hot Squid around the reef!

Helps build strong tentacles and a hard mantle and beak!.

Messy squiddie?...we've got you covered!

Finally, a change you can get behind!

Squave Shamupoo

Has following the pod backfired on you? No worries mate, just clean up your act and get Squave and debonair once again!

Squayer Aspirin

Because aches and pains don't go out with the tide...

Got a little sea grit that's tearing you up? Relief is just a drop away!

Things slipping away from you? Need to get a firm grasp? New from SquidCo Products, Squid Grip. Once you try it, you won't be able to let go!....ever!

They're Gr-r-r-reat!!

And guaranteed to stay on the bottom of the bowl!

A balanced start to the day with the finest reef ingredients from down under.

Who needs delivery?

Why wait for the tide to come in...

Tell 'em Squarley sent ya!

"Do you serve crabs here?"...
"Why yes sir, we serve everyone!"

A special thanks.....

To Aquavel, for asking about a squid dripping in chocolate. It quickly turned into a barrage of Squidoodles that became enough for it's own lens! Thanks Melanie.

The entire collection of Squidoodles

Looking for a certain squid to adorn your lenses? If you don't see anything here, check the following lenses that are full of various squid characters and scenes to fit many scenarios. Still can't find something suitable? Drop me an e-mail and let me know, and I'll try to help. Thanks for stopping by.

SquidArt by Steve Thompson / tagsforkids is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. Squidoo logo is a trademark of Squidoo LLC. Graphics, Squidart and Squidoodles © 2009 by tagsforkids (Steve Thompson) . Some rights reserved. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 License. You may use these Squidoodle images for lenses, but not for commercial use (i.e. you can not sell them or use for advertising products), as long as you include credit and a link back to the Squidland Products lens.

Depictions of products are created solely as a parody and should not be construed as an endorsement or affiliation in any way. These are offered for fun and have no commercial ties in any form. Please note that I am not affiliated with, nor endorsed by Squidoo LLC. Thank you.


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