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Cute and funny life quotes

Updated on August 20, 2013

Here are some cute and funny life quotes and sayings from different sources. I have always admired men and women of the past and present who had changed our way of thinking (for the better) and presented their unique conception of the meaning of life. They aren't any different from us, but they have stronger motivation, vision and courage. Some of them are ordinary people: workers, house-wives, drivers, clerks and even plumbers. It's their message that really matters. I hope you will enjoy those cute life quotes.


My own quote

It’s funny that the words “they lived happily ever after” appear only at the end of all fairy tales. (My own thought)

Lucius Annaeus Seneca funny life quotes

Life is long when it’s lived to the fullest.

Some cease to live without ever starting to live.

No one is too old to hope for one more day of life. One day is one more living step…one has to spend everyday as if it was the last, cutting the string of life and impersonating it.

Source unknown

Marriage is an expensive way to have your clothes washed.

If you really want to live - medicine is helpless.

No one will notice fresh air, until someone poops.

A. de Saint - Exupery

Living is like a gradual birth. It would be too convenient to rent the already prepared soul.

Life quotes and sayings taken from the Bible, book of Proverbs

Can a man take fire in his bosom, without his clothes burned?

Even in laughter the heart can be sorrowful.

A soft and kind answer turns the wrath away.

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

A word spoken in due season is good.

Pride goes before destruction and an arrogant spirit before a fall.

A merry heart is like a medicine.

The one that is slow in anger is better than the mighty, and the one that controls his spirit is better than the one taking the city.

Kind words are like honey – sweet for soul and good for body.

Whosoever works – he works for himself, because his mouth makes him work.

As gold and silver are tested in fire, so does the Lord tests the heart of a man.

Who covers over an offense promotes love, but whoever repeats the matter separates close friends.

Starting a quarrel is the same like breaching a dam; therefore abandon the quarrel before it breaks out.

A truly wise person uses words with restraint, and a man who has understanding is even-tempered.

The words of a gossip are like delicious morsels, and they go down into the persons innermost parts of the body.

The spirit of a man can endure a sick body, but as for a broken spirit who can bear it?

No one of us lives for himself and nobody dies for himself.
Bible, Letter to Romans

Zig Ziglar quotes and sayings

Life is like a one way street. Whichever lane you choose – you will not be going back. It’s a complete waste of time to spend your time and energy wishing for the past to repeat itself. It’s where you are and what you are going to do that matters the most.

The most meaningful moments in life are the ones when you do something for others.

Paulo Coelho

I always believed that the biggest changes for a man or society occur in a rather short time. Life suddenly challenges us, testing our courage and resolve to change. At that moment it’s pointless to pretend that nothing is happening or that we are not ready for the change. Challenge does not wait, life does not look back.

The opportunity to realize a dream – that’s what makes life pretty interesting…

Robin Sharma

Life is like an adventure story, my friend; half of pleasure is experienced by not knowing what’s next.

Life does not give us what we want – it makes us what we are.

Life doesn’t always give you what you want – it gives what you need.

Oscar Wilde and Eckhart Tolle quotes

Someone has to pay for what we do in life.
Oscar Wilde

It’s typical for most people to spend all their lives waiting for a moment when they can “really start living”.
Eckhart Tolle

Funny life sayings by Kurt Vonegut

God, give me patience that I would not resist to what I am not able to change, give me courage to change what I can, and wisdom to always see the difference of the two.

Funny life quotes by Erich Maria Remarque

- What do you think about life? – I asked him.
- He stopped for a moment.
- I think differently in the morning and in the evening, in winter and in summer, before and after a meal, and in my young days probably different than when I am old.

Some of the best life quotes

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    Leighsue 

    7 years ago

    Very useful collection. I will use these, good hub.

  • Tomygun profile imageAUTHOR

    Tomygun 

    7 years ago from Vilnius

    Thanx a lot for your comments. I liked that one also, moving on after any past experience is quite important.

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    fibo777 

    7 years ago from UK

    A very nice, funny and useful collection of funny life quotes. I enjoyed Zig Ziglar's quotes most. Forgetting your past is the greatest challenge that we usually face. Up for you.

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    James Dyck 

    7 years ago

    A wise man never knows too much to listen

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    7 years ago from india

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