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The Best Life Quotes-Twenty Funny Fashion Quotes

Updated on June 5, 2012

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Fashions come and go all the time , even the things we said we would never wear again, and it has been said that;"Every generation laughs at the old fashions but religiously follows the new."Here are my favourite funny fashion quotes.

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Funny Fashion Quotes

Her hat looked like it had made a forced landing on her head. Harriet Cobb.

If high heels were were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.Sue Grafton.

Never in the history of fashion has so little material been raised so high to reveal so much that needs to be covered so badly. Cecil Beaton

I base most of my fashion taste on what does not itch.Gilder Radner.

A women's dress should be like a barbed -wire fence, serving it's purpose without obstructing the view.  Sophie Loren.

Beware of the man who picks your dresses,he wants to wear them.  Erica Jong.

When spring comes around,I merely write to my tailor,send him a small sample of dandruff and tell him to match it exactly.  Oliver Hereford.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.Oscar Wilde.

I don't own a dress. I wear skirts but I look like a netball teacher.  Victoria Wood.

She had a passion for hats,none of which returned her affection. Storm Jameson

I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.
Marlene Dietrich.

I have never seen a pair of slacks with much slack in them. Fred Allen.

Men who wear Turtlenecks look like turtles. Doris Lily.

The softer a man's head, the louder his socks.  Helen Rowland.

 Designer clothes worn by children are like snow suits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.  Fran Lebowitz.

I've always thought of the T-shirt as the Alpha and Omega of the fashion alphabet.
Giorgio Armani.

Nobody ought to wear an American Baseball cap who doesn't meet two qualifications:1.He is American.2.He is playing baseball.  Chris Henderson.

Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.  Billy Connolly.

A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.  Nora Ephron.

I'd feel ugly if I wasn't dressed out like a drag queen's Christmas tree. Dolly Parton.


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