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The Best Life Quotes-Top Twenty Funny Quotations on Sleep

Updated on December 3, 2010

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The one thing we all need in our lives is a good nights sleep.It's hard to have a laugh if you have insomnia,but I hope you can have a chuckle at my favourite quotes on sleep, and don't let them keep you awake.

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Top Twenty Sleep Quotes

If you have ever suffered from insomnia you will know what a nightmare is. Yogi Berra.

No civilised person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up. Richard Davis.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess.

I love sleep it is both pleasant and safe to use. Frank Lebowitz.

A good cure for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep. W. C. Fields.

There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep. Homer Simpson.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more. Max Kauffman.

If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just take a nap on a Saturday afternoon. George Burns.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten. Norman R. Augustine.

I need eight hours sleep a day .And ten at night.   Bill Hicks.


Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.    Albert Camus.

Did anyone ever have a boring dream. Ralph Hodgson.

I Missed my nap today,I Slept right through it. Henry Youngman.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke.

Early to bed early to rise and you will meet very few prominent people.  George Ade.

True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment. Sir William Penn.

Sleep is no mean art; for it's sake one must stay awake all day. Friedrich Nietzsche.


Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me. Anne Morrow Lindbergh.

Sleep is the only source of invention.   Marcel Proust.

No Human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. Robert Lynd.

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      rotl 7 years ago from Florida

      Loved the quotes! I want to go sleep now.

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