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To any teachers out there:


What is the most ridiculous excuse you've ever heard a child offer for failure to turn in an assignment?

 
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    Melanie Shebel (melbel) 5 years ago

    My dog actually did eat my homework once. My teacher didn't believe me. :(

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    Liz Elias (DzyMsLizzy) 5 years ago

    Oh, that's sad--but when I was in junior high, a kid in my class came up with this classic: "I put my homework inside the piano to keep my little brother from getting it, and last night, our piano burned down."

    The whole class was in stitches!

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    Liz Elias (DzyMsLizzy) 5 years ago

    That's a real "gotcha!" answer, and, he had a viable point, considering the nature of the assignment. Hahaha.. I'd have given extra points for creativity and ecological responsibility. ;-)

    (Way to go paperless: require oral presentations!) ;-)

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