What Are Your Best Quotes?

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   marinealways24posted 13 years ago

   Hello, This is open to anyone. Please type 2 - 3 individual quotes. These quotes must be thought of on your own.

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      TrinaLynneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Two that I made up and use constantly:
      
      If the sky is the limit, why are you still on the ground.
      
      Common sense is definitely not common.

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      stoneangel444posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Whenever I doubt my own imagination, I remind myself of all the things I made up to worry about.

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   frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

   "better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" - forget who said it. No doubt someone will help me out ...
   
   "do not mess in the affairs of Dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - some idiot Dragon
   
   "it's easy being green" - F.R.Dropping

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      marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Ha Excellent

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   frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

   Oh I misunderstood marine. They must all come from the Book of Frog?

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      marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL Thats alright. Yes, The the thoughts of the frog!

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      GeneralHowitzerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      nuts, lols.
      
      im rofl here...

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   frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

   Ok - here you are then:
   
   "being nailed to the wall is always preferable to being ignored" F.R.Dropping
   
   "carrots are not just for christmas" F.R.Dropping
   
   That's three - including the first one

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      marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Lol Excellent! Thank You

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   frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

   marine - you are dangerously close to getting 200 fans.
   
   I'd get my mad up if I was you.
   
   That's just one too many. And it just gets harder and harder to hide the marmalade.
   
   *walks away shaking head. And grabs a carrot*

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      marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Lol, I only comprehended about 40% of what you just said. A frog that eats carrots?

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   frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

   I just had to marine. The irony. Ohhhhhh the irony.
   
   Now you touch me just once with a carrot and there'll be trouble.
   
   Welcome to me

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   frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

   Oh for heavens sake marine. Will you please learn portuguese?
   
   Translated just for you:
   
   You HAD almost 200 fans. I'm trying to hold the 200th one off. And I had a good old moan about it. Having noticed that you had 199 - I pinched your 200th spot for myself.
   
   And I torment my fans with carrots. After I've nailed them to the wall. Which is what all hubbers should do. Didn't your grandma have a fan collection? Mine did. She hailed them all over the damn house. So - I do the same
   
   And I arrange them according to size, colour and whether they are in favour. Or not.

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      marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That was very philosophical. I maybe understood around 20% that time. Hail to the fans and carrots. "It's not the power of the fan, it's the fan of power" ?

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   Mark Knowlesposted 13 years ago

   Not often I come across a conversation I do not understand. Well done guys .

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      marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Ha!! Thank the Frog. I have not a clue. lol

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   frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

   marine - humph - what language do you talk? Not frog. Not portuguese. What then?
   
   I can rustle up a little german. And I can do a little american I guess. Janetta taught me.

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      marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I only speak St. Bernard. Do you have beef bones? Or chicken treats? I'm not that big on carrots. Was I right on the fan thing?

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    diplessposted 13 years ago

    "shoot for the moon even if you miss you'll end up amongst the stars"

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    HealthCare Basicsposted 13 years ago

    " It's as dark as a pocket"
    
    
          "Can't get there from here" (better with New England slang) 

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    marinealways24posted 13 years ago

    Excellent Quotes From Everyone. Thanks

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    Drew Breezzyposted 13 years ago

    hmm my best I don't wanna share and risk people stealing it haha
    
    I'll have to think of something
    
    I'll be back!

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    Drew Breezzyposted 13 years ago

    ok heres one
    
    Pins in the heart I feel them like a voodoo doll

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    Colebabieposted 13 years ago

    "He was about as deep as a puddle in a drought"- About my ex
    
    "You just have to tell them what you want, ya know... like a hooker." - When my friend said she was nervous about her first massage

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    lrohnerposted 13 years ago

    "If the only ice cream you ever eat is strawberry, how do you know that you wouldn't prefer pistachio?" - Delivered to my kids on more than one occasion, usually after a puppy love breakup scenario.
    
    "16 year old boys amaze me. They either become ultra mature and responsible, or they revert to being toddlers and start the whole process over again."

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       Drew Breezzyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       aaha the second one is great

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    The most important relationship you will ever have is the one with yourself. 
    
    Patience is a virtue. 
    
    It's like pulling teeth out of a worm. 
    
    

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    The human condition is not a good condition to be in.

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    peacefulparadoxposted 13 years ago

    Some financial quotes...
    
    "Derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction." -Warren Buffett
    
    "The first rule of investing is don't lose money; the second rule is don't forget Rule No. 1." - Warren Buffet
    
    "The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket." - Frank Hubbard

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    Uninvited Writerposted 13 years ago

    I will never accept the idea that you must stop ideas, certain language, or certain political beliefs from being aired just because they may offend someone

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    tksenseiposted 13 years ago

    ".........................."

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    GeneralHowitzerposted 13 years ago

    Hmm
    
    "The early worm catches the bird ."
    
    "The birds of the same feather swims together."
    
    "Do not judge the cover by its book."  nyahahaha.
    
    Just kidding aside my creative juices is off for a while i'll post something worthwhile in the days ahead.
    
    Good day marine.

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    GeneralHowitzerposted 13 years ago

    You may win in an argument or discussion but not his/her heart. Sometimes we play to lose to win some gains.
    
    You cannot please everybody, but you can at least be pleasant to everyone else. When your in an all-out effort in doing your tasks to the best of your capabilities, always amiable at all times, and always fair and square with all your dealings, you can maximize the number of people that will appreciate you and your work.
    
    A single enemy is capable of inflicting immense damage in you like a colony of termites feasting on a wooden home. The backstabbing you can absorb from a foe could yield unpredictable magnitude of harm. Try to avoid having even a single enemy.
    
    All original nyahahaha, I extracted this from one of my hub i hope you'll like it though.

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    unclesamposted 13 years ago

    This was said by one of my professors-
    
    "there is tough competition between engineers and doctors,but a doctor can bury his mistakes whereas an engineer cant"

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    Rob Deeposted 13 years ago

    A few by me are:
    
    "...you'll have that".
    
    "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"
    
    "How could I tell you if I didn't know?"

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    bennyjetposted 13 years ago

    God ..can ya put ya arm around my shoulder? and a hand over my mouth!

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    imadorkposted 13 years ago

    "I talk to myself because I'm the most interesting person I know."
    
    "I don't eat anything that looks the same on my plate as it did when it was alive."  (this was in response to someone wanting me to eat lobster)

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    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    "God please give me the power to be a patient man; but please Hurry Up!!"

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    Stand not upon the order of your leaving, but go at once.
    Willy Waveadagger.

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    wrenfrost56posted 13 years ago

    "If you can not manage a smile, try a handstand."
    "be not who you think you ought to be but who you truely are, that person is by far the best." Both by me.

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    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    On Poems: "Words come at you Everyday; Poems are just a little more organized in what they have to say...and can be done in a Manly Way!"
    
    "Intelligence is...where you find it!"

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    imadorkposted 13 years ago

    "From mans best friend's unceasing loyalty, mankind should master."
    
    me

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    HubChiefposted 13 years ago

    "Helping others is what fuels your own life"
    
    is also part of one of my hubs on lowering home insurance premium...

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    ecogginsposted 13 years ago

    "He is no fool who gives what cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." Jim Elliot
    
    "When paranoia rules; pandemonium reigns"
    
    "A dreamer turns over to dream again; but a visionary takes action to its desired end."

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    HubChiefposted 13 years ago

    "Those who truly share, are the gifted ones!"

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    Umna Safdarposted 13 years ago

    "Never say to the God that i have a big problem, always say to the problem that i have a big God"
    
    "A bee that has honey in her mouth has a sting in her tail"
    
    "A woman modestly dressed is like a pearl in a shell"

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    I love my wife. For $50 you can too.

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       sabrebIadeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ::rimshot::

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    Mark Knowlesposted 13 years ago

    Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

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    Mark Knowlesposted 13 years ago

    Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion

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    anime_nanetposted 13 years ago

    Beep, Beep...
    
    Best quote ever!

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

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    sabrebIadeposted 13 years ago

    "No matter where you go, there you are"
    - Buckaroo Banzai
    
    and...
    
    "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
    - Ellen DeGeneres

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       ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I lost 350 pounds in one day, I divorced her.

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