Everyone knows quarks are cooler than photons sheesh. Just kiddin
I'm hip, it's all about neutrinos.
Most people think the top quark is top dog, but I know that the charm quark can talk his way into the sub-atomic presidency.
What do you call a green fractionally charged particle with a half life of 130 million years?
Jurassic Quark
Hehe - oh dear it's bad I find physics jokes funny :s
But on a serious note pretty interested in the Higgs-Bosson if it exists
Me too looking forward to the research going on with hopes
Charm quark. It's just so... charming. Second runner up: gluons. I just can't resist such a strong force!
I'm trying to restrain my inner nerd. I really want to post some chemistry jokes here!
leahlefler please do - I'll love them you're not a nerd if you do so as chemistry is all around us!
Text is hard to read in this one - The first guy requests H2O, so the second guy says he would like some H2O, too. The waiter complies and brings him H2O2, just like he asked.
Zooming in didn't help It blurred the text
Here's a link to the full-size graphic.
http://funstoo.blogspot.com/2011/08/h2o … -joke.html
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