The Healthy Eaters
I started writing this Hub as a nonsense poem and while it is still nonsense it started to sound more like a song in my head so i am putting it in under the funny song category for that reason.
The Healthy Eaters
When you are friends with healthy people and you all arrange to meet
You better make sure there's lots of good things for them to eat.
So, Anna have a banana
Maybelline Do you want a tangerine?
Janet How about a pomegranate
And Reg, Do you want some veg?
So just make sure there's enough of it when they're eating down this food
Because they'll want lots of it because it does them good.
So Joe have a potato
Jim do you want to stay slim
Rita do you want something sweeter?
Then go and join Mabel at the table.
If your guests have been there long enough and it's time for them to go
Bring out some food with lots of calories then they'll be saying cheerio.
So Betty if you want there's some spaghetti
Jean would you like ice cream
Jake would you like some cheesecake?
Brenda you could put it all in the blender
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