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The Healthy Eaters

Updated on February 22, 2011

 I started writing this Hub as a nonsense poem and while it is still nonsense it started to sound more like a song in my head so i am putting it in under the funny song category for that reason.

 The Healthy Eaters

 

When you are friends with healthy people and you all arrange to meet

You better make sure there's lots of good things for them to eat.

 

So, Anna have a banana

Maybelline Do you want a tangerine?

Janet How about a pomegranate

And Reg, Do you want some veg?

 

So just make sure there's enough of it when they're eating down this food

 Because they'll want lots of it because it does them good.

 

So Joe have a potato

Jim do you want to stay slim

Rita do you want something sweeter?

Then go and  join Mabel at the table.

 

If your guests have been there long enough and it's time for them to go

Bring out some food with lots of calories then they'll be  saying cheerio.

 

So Betty if you want there's some spaghetti

Jean would you like ice cream

 Jake would you like some cheesecake?

Brenda you could put it all in the blender

 

 

 

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      michael ely 6 years ago from Scotland

      Hi Katie, Happy Birthday. Hope you had a good one, and thanks for the comment. Michael.

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      katiem2 6 years ago from I'm outta here

      Awesome, Today is my birthday and I had a edible fruit arrangement. Great read, made me think of the fruit... :) Katie

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      michael ely 6 years ago from Scotland

      Hi LisaMarie724, Thanks for reading and commenting on this Hub and thanks for following me. Michael.

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      Lisa Stover 6 years ago from Pittsburgh PA

      So cute, The last 2 verses cracked me up!

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      michael ely 6 years ago from Scotland

      Hi acaetnna, Thanks a lot for commenting on this Hub. Cheers. Michael.

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      acaetnna 6 years ago from Guildford

      Healthy eating is just so important. Bring on the wine! Shame it has just SO many calories!