There are more serious problems
I'm sure, out there
Than having all sorts of worries
About your hair.
It may seem self centred
To worry about your tresses
But in this modern world
This can bring on many stresses.
It's not just the hair on your head
That brings problems, i suppose
There's also the embarrassment
Of the hairs in your nose.
You can't help but look
When you're standing very near
Someone who has lots of hairs
Sprouting out his ear.
You are relaxing on the beach
But you feel you are under attack
Because when you took your shirt off
Everyone can see your hairy back.
At least on days like this
When it starts getting a little colder
You'll be nice and warm
Because of your hairy shoulder.
With problems things like this
We can still save the day
By getting it all waxed
Or even shaved away.
But there's still your head
You may be thinning or completely bald
Or follicly challenged
That's what it now has to be called.
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