On Wednesday morning, I woke up with his slight, but uncomfortable sensation in my left eye, like a speck or something of the sort, I tried dipping my face in water, with my eyes wide open like a gazillion times, but I still felt the sensation...a little worried, I booked an appointment with an ophthalmologist, they did their scanning and irrigation and assured me that all was well...prescribed with vitamins and a powerful eye-drop O went home, yesterday my left eye cleared up, and I'm 100% good! But the eye-drop being so powerful and all, made my left eye a bit too red, so in order not to look weird I bought an eye-patch, and I've been wearing one since yesterday...
You gotta see the reaction I'm getting from onlookers (Some of the opposite sex think its sexy), when I'm talking a walk, when I'm in my car, when I'm in a restaurant...I look like friggin' Jack Sparrow...the black version of course...and without the 17th Century clothing...Just leather jacks and jeans...I gotta admit, the eye-patch thing is starting to grow on me, pretty much...
I'm not gonna lie, that did make me chuckle! But you're right, sometimes eye patches can look pretty awesome! I had a lecturer who - despite looking the spitting image of billy connolly (google him if ya don't know who he is) - had his eye attacked by a large owl (he was feeding its chicks mince from his window sill) and had to wear an eyepatch for a few weeks; it really didn't help speculation over whether he enjoyed siezing ships in his free time when coupled with the fact that he happens to like wearing those frilly white shirts, leather wiastcoats and brown trousers!
Hey CJ. Glad to see your left eye is okay. But an eye patch that make you look like Jack Sparrow? LOL hard to imagine. I'll root for the new avatar (I'm the fourth)
I have no problem with the eye-patch, my friend...Buy a puffy shirt and a parrot and we're through! I hope you get better bro. I hope you're not driving too much with your new pirate-gear
oh lala....get down with your bad self fiery, that would be sexy. Kinda like u where in some kinda brawl or something...lol by the way this is (goodfriendiam)
@smokenchic...I didnt know, is this your new id now?
@Brenda...Mark is wearing sunshades, not an eyepatch...Mark is fat and old, no offence, just fact...think a black Jack Sparrow, in black leather jackets, blue jeans, and adidas sneakers...or something like that...
Yes, I'll back that up--eye patches are quite sexy. Especially on guys, but it works on women too...that lass from Kill Bill from Splash looked good for her age, and it was all thanks to the hot eye patch (but, then again I thought it was awesome when they squeezed out her other eyeball..mmm)
Now, go get the matching, ruffly pirate costume and the appeal is +50. Anyone who says otherwise would be jealous.
Ditto, ditto! I bet you're looking pretty fancy schmancy all eye-patched up and everything, CJ!
Ah, hilarious...I figure, I can only squeeze in one more week to wearing the patch for a good reason...beyond that, it'll just be a fashion statement...he he he
Still waiting for a new avatar of you sporting your eye patch! Ya know, there's a few of us who want to see you!
I'm down at seeing a pic of you in the eyepatch...so where is the pic?
he he he...That'll happen...There're some here who have seen me a bit, though...
An eye patch is more noticeable than a red eye is, so I think probably you're not doing it to avoid attention--you're doing it to attract attention.
More noticeable, obviously...but way cooler, than walking around with a red eye, looking like someone just punched me in the friggin' eyes...Thanks, but I'll take the eye-patch anyday...and yes, I welcome the perks, I make no pretences about this...every single move I make in life is to gender attraction, I love to exude charisma in every thing I do, its like second nature to me now, I dont even think about it (sometimes I imagine walking on the street in slow motion, with my jackets flaying in the wind, and pretty white doves fluttering all around me, like in a friggin' John Woo movie)...tis an essential law in the FIERY BOOK OF POWER...
Chill, lol...I said I will..patience..
@badcompany - quit being such a psychophant...it isnt a good comparison at all, and you know it...an eye-patch makes you look cool, and you know it...a cast doesnt...
Personally I think a cast would look way cooler on Maddie than an eye patch wud on you. Besides how can you look cool with a flaming Avatar ?
Yay okay I'll do my best to be patient hehe
C'mon guys, don't fight on my account. It's all in fun... or it's supposed to be. Don't want to have to shut down another thread for bickering and personal attacks...
Chill Maddie it is in fun, me and the big guy made up !
A Poet as well, I wish I was a female Poet
I'm not fighting on anyone's account...personally I dont have beef with anyone...never had...he he he, its kinda funny if you think about it, I mean, why would I...its not like its gonna be settled in a duel or anything, its like pc bicker, back and forth...I get that from chicks in my life everyday...BOOM!
I'm starting to like this here Maddie Ruud...I've only known her to be this HP staff that just likes to shut down threads, but she's pretty okay, no friggin' kiddin'...
You mean you never noticed the red hair and sexy smile before, glad you came out of the coma !
Or lifted the eyepatch lol !
I love playing around in the forums, but when things get crazy and people are acting the fool, I get a little tired of moderating things and don't spend much "personal" time here...
Suffice to say, I'm in a good mood today. Nobody's thrown a hissy fit yet.
If you want to get a laugh go read what AAA sent my husband about my driving for the insurance.
he he he, sure, I dont hate you for it, its your job, you're paid to do what you do...if I were you, i would be shutting down more threads...you're lenient, even...no friggin' kidding!
I don't drink on a Tuesday Maddie, deff blame the drink for a lot of the childish behaviour on my part. You deff suit the good mood though, methinks the only fiery on this thread is the fiery redhead !
And I agree, you are lenient which is a good quality !
aww, you just jealous cos of ma name, badco..he he he..gotta go to bed...its a lively place, as well...k'achi fo...which is to say in african (no such language as african) till the break of dawn...
Ok, Fiery! It's time to WAKE UP!!!! You've slept (or so I assume ) for the past 17 hours (lol). I've been paitent (much more than Crazd...) so, where's the new avatar?
*stirring up trouble again* *grin*
Fiery, I hope your eye feels better, and that the eye patch got better results then a red eye. but WHERE ARE YOU!!!! err..BOOM! Where's Fiery? I dont have anybody to stalk....
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