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Fierycj's Share: I'm Wearing An Eye-Patch...

  1. fierycj profile image75
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    On Wednesday morning, I woke up with his slight, but uncomfortable sensation in my left eye, like a speck or something of the sort, I tried dipping my face in water, with my eyes wide open like a gazillion times, but I still felt the sensation...a little worried, I booked an appointment with an ophthalmologist, they did their scanning and irrigation and assured me that all was well...prescribed with vitamins and a powerful eye-drop O went home, yesterday my left eye cleared up, and I'm 100% good! But the eye-drop being so powerful and all, made my left eye a bit too red, so in order not to look weird I bought an eye-patch, and I've been wearing one since yesterday...

    You gotta see the reaction I'm getting from onlookers (Some of the opposite sex think its sexy), when I'm talking a walk, when I'm in my car, when I'm in a restaurant...I look like friggin' Jack Sparrow...the black version of course...and without the 17th Century clothing...Just leather jacks and jeans...I gotta admit, the eye-patch thing is starting to grow on me, pretty much...

    1. profile image0
      \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Do you look like Mark

    2. Sasha S profile image71
      Sasha Sposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not gonna lie, that did make me chuckle! But you're right, sometimes eye patches can look pretty awesome! I had a lecturer who - despite looking the spitting image of billy connolly (google him if ya don't know who he is) - had his eye attacked by a large owl (he was feeding its chicks mince from his window sill) and had to wear an eyepatch for a few weeks; it really didn't help speculation over whether he enjoyed siezing ships in his free time when coupled with the fact that he happens to like wearing those frilly white shirts, leather wiastcoats and brown trousers!

    3. emievil profile image78
      emievilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey CJ. Glad to see your left eye is okay. But an eye patch that make you look like Jack Sparrow? LOL hard to imagine. I'll root for the new avatar (I'm the fourth) smile

    4. dohn121 profile image81
      dohn121posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I have no problem with the eye-patch, my friend...Buy a puffy shirt and a parrot and we're through! lol  I hope you get better bro.  I hope you're not driving too much with your new pirate-gear big_smile

    5. waynet profile image74
      waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Pirate! What's your name...one eyed willy!

  2. smokenchic profile image54
    smokenchicposted 8 years ago

    oh lala....get down with your bad self fiery, that would be sexy. Kinda like u where in some kinda brawl or something...lol  by the way this is (goodfriendiam)

  3. fierycj profile image75
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    @smokenchic...I didnt know, is this your new id now?

    @Brenda...Mark is wearing sunshades, not an eyepatch...Mark is fat and old, no offence, just fact...think a black Jack Sparrow, in black leather jackets, blue jeans, and adidas sneakers...or something like that...

    @Sasha...hilarious, lol

  4. smokenchic profile image54
    smokenchicposted 8 years ago

    yep! no more goodfriendiam, by by her....

  5. torimari profile image67
    torimariposted 8 years ago

    Yes, I'll back that up--eye patches are quite sexy. Especially on guys, but it works on women too...that lass from Kill Bill from Splash looked good for her age, and it was all thanks to the hot eye patch (but, then again I thought it was awesome when they squeezed out her other eyeball..mmm)

    Now, go get the matching, ruffly pirate costume and the appeal is +50. Anyone who says otherwise would be jealous.

    1. fierycj profile image75
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Nah, not going for the halloween look...lol, just the same ol' me...with an eye-patch, is all...

  6. Beth100 profile image76
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    oooo, would love to see a photo of ya!  wink

    1. lrohner profile image80
      lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ditto, ditto! I bet you're looking pretty fancy schmancy all eye-patched up and everything, CJ! smile

      1. Beth100 profile image76
        Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'm rooting for a new avatar!!!!  smile

        1. smokenchic profile image54
          smokenchicposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          me too!!! or three...lol

  7. profile image42
    badcompany99posted 8 years ago

    You will never be Jack Sparrow !

    1. Beth100 profile image76
      Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe, but then again....maybe BETTER!!!  lol  smile  big_smile

  8. profile image49
    kukuruzaposted 8 years ago

    My God, it so is sad...

  9. fierycj profile image75
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    Ah, hilarious...I figure, I can only squeeze in one more week to wearing the patch for a good reason...beyond that, it'll just be a fashion statement...he he he

  10. Beth100 profile image76
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Still waiting for a new avatar of you sporting your eye patch!  Ya know, there's a few of us who want to see you!  wink

    1. Lady_E profile image75
      Lady_Eposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I second that.

  11. profile image0
    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    I'm down at seeing a pic of you in the eyepatch...so where is the pic?

  12. fierycj profile image75
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    he he he...That'll happen...There're some here who have seen me a bit, though...big_smile

    1. profile image0
      Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      PLEASE??????? don't make me beg lol

  13. Maddie Ruud profile image79
    Maddie Ruudposted 8 years ago

    An eye patch is more noticeable than a red eye is, so I think probably you're not doing it to avoid attention--you're doing it to attract attention.

    1. profile image42
      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That would be a first !

      1. Maddie Ruud profile image79
        Maddie Ruudposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        It would be like me putting a cast on my finger for a papercut.

        1. profile image42
          badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Lol nice comparison !

    2. fierycj profile image75
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      More noticeable, obviously...but way cooler, than walking around with a red eye, looking like someone just punched me in the friggin' eyes...Thanks, but I'll take the eye-patch anyday...and yes, I welcome the perks, I make no pretences about this...every single move I make in life is to gender attraction, I love to exude charisma in every thing I do, its like second nature to me now, I dont even think about it (sometimes I imagine walking on the street in slow motion, with my jackets flaying in the wind, and pretty white doves fluttering all around me, like in a friggin' John Woo movie)...tis an essential law in the FIERY BOOK OF POWER...

  14. profile image0
    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Fiery!!!! *says in a whiney voice* Put up a picture....

    1. fierycj profile image75
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Chill, lol...I said I will..patience..

      @badcompany - quit being such a psychophant...it isnt a good comparison at all, and you know it...an eye-patch makes you look cool, and you know it...a cast doesnt...

      1. profile image42
        badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Personally I think a cast would look way cooler on Maddie than an eye patch wud on you. Besides how can you look cool with a flaming Avatar ?

      2. profile image0
        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yay okay I'll do my best to be patient hehe

  15. Maddie Ruud profile image79
    Maddie Ruudposted 8 years ago

    C'mon guys, don't fight on my account.  It's all in fun... or it's supposed to be.  Don't want to have to shut down another thread for bickering and personal attacks...

    1. profile image42
      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Chill Maddie it is in fun, me and the big guy made up !

      1. Maddie Ruud profile image79
        Maddie Ruudposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'm chillin' like a villain.

        1. profile image42
          badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          A Poet as well, I wish I was a female Poet smile

          1. Maddie Ruud profile image79
            Maddie Ruudposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            There's surgery for that.

            1. profile image42
              badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Lol that's below the belt Maddie !

              1. Maddie Ruud profile image79
                Maddie Ruudposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Punishing...

                1. profile image42
                  badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh you are in top form tonight young lady, just as well I am behaving smile

  16. fierycj profile image75
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    I'm not fighting on anyone's account...personally I dont have beef with anyone...never had...he he he, its kinda funny if you think about it, I mean, why would I...its not like its gonna be settled in a duel or anything, its like pc bicker, back and forth...I get that from chicks in my life everyday...BOOM!

    1. profile image42
      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You gotta it moi friend !

  17. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    LOL Don't mess with Maddie! lol

    1. profile image42
      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I should be so lucky smile

    2. fierycj profile image75
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey, hey...you tired of using your female alter-egos in here, or are you just done with the nappy sex? big_smile

  18. fierycj profile image75
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    I'm starting to like this here Maddie Ruud...I've only known her to be this HP staff that just likes to shut down threads, but she's pretty okay, no friggin' kiddin'...

    1. profile image42
      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You mean you never noticed the red hair and sexy smile before, glad you came out of the coma !

      Or lifted the eyepatch lol !

    2. Maddie Ruud profile image79
      Maddie Ruudposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I love playing around in the forums, but when things get crazy and people are acting the fool, I get a little tired of moderating things and don't spend much "personal" time here...

      Suffice to say, I'm in a good mood today.  Nobody's thrown a hissy fit yet.

      1. profile image0
        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        If you want to get a laugh go read what AAA sent my husband about my driving for the insurance. lol

      2. fierycj profile image75
        fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        he he he, sure, I dont hate you for it, its your job, you're paid to do what you do...if I were you, i would be shutting down more threads...you're lenient, even...no friggin' kidding!

      3. profile image42
        badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I don't drink on a Tuesday Maddie, deff blame the drink for a lot of the childish behaviour on my part. You deff suit the good mood though, methinks the only fiery on this thread is the fiery redhead !

        And I agree, you are lenient which is a good quality !

        1. fierycj profile image75
          fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          aww, you just jealous cos of ma name, badco..he he he..gotta go to bed...its a lively place, as well...k'achi fo...which is to say in african (no such language as african) till the break of dawn...wink

          1. profile image42
            badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Lol always my friend, am off to bed myself. K'achi Fo smile

  19. profile image0
    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Maddie is kick arse! you go girl!

  20. Beth100 profile image76
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Ok, Fiery!  It's time to WAKE UP!!!!  You've slept (or so I assume )  for the past 17 hours (lol).  I've been paitent (much more than Crazd...)  so, where's the new avatar? 

    *stirring up trouble again* *grin*  smile

    1. fierycj profile image75
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Here's the new avatar...enjoy it while it lasts...wink

  21. profile image0
    rednckwmnposted 8 years ago

    Fiery, I hope your eye feels better, and that the eye patch got better results then a red eye. but WHERE ARE YOU!!!! err..BOOM! Where's Fiery? I dont have anybody to stalk....  sad

  22. fierycj profile image75
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    Sonic --------->>>>>>BOOM!

  23. profile image42
    badcompany99posted 8 years ago

    Nasty cough ya got there mate smile

 
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