What is your favorite silly or lame joke or riddle?
We all know those dumb, lame jokes or riddles that give us a good belly laugh. One of my favorites is, Question: Why are there now only 18 letters in the alphabet? Answer: ET, flew away in a UFO and the CIA went after him! What's yours? Keep it clean!
1.) Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, WAS HE?
2.) What says, "ouch-ooch, ouch, I love you?" - Two porcupines, fooling around!
3.) Two baby skunks, went outside to play. One was named "Out", the other was named "In". Out went in, but In was still out, so Out went out looking for In. He found him fast. His mother said, how did you find, In so fast Out? In-stink, (instinct)!
I ran across some more, in a kiddie joke book: Tim: Why does your dog have duck feathers in his mouth? Jim: He's very obedient. I told him to get down! What did the circus lion say when he ate the clown? Gee, this food tastes funny!