What is your favorite silly or lame joke or riddle?

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  1. Qmarpat profile image70
    Qmarpatposted 2 years ago

    What is your favorite silly or lame  joke or riddle?

    We all know those dumb, lame jokes or riddles that give us a good belly laugh. One of my favorites is, Question: Why are there now only 18 letters in the alphabet?
    Answer: ET, flew away in a UFO and the CIA went after him! What's yours? Keep it clean!


  2. SgtCecil profile image95
    SgtCecilposted 2 years ago

    Here are a few:

    What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
    - It won't be long now

    What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
    - Dam

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
    - Bob

    What's brown and sticky?
    - A stick

    Thank you, thank you! I'm SgtCecil and I'm here all week!

  3. Qmarpat profile image70
    Qmarpatposted 2 years ago

    Here are a couple more:

    1.) Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't  fuzzy, WAS HE?

    2.) What says, "ouch-ooch, ouch, I love you?"
       -  Two porcupines, fooling around!

    3.) Two baby skunks, went outside to play. One was named "Out", the other was named "In". Out went in, but In was still out, so Out went out looking for In. He found him fast. His mother said, how did you find, In so fast Out?  In-stink, (instinct)!

    1. Qmarpat profile image70
      Qmarpatposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      I ran across some more, in a kiddie joke book:
      Tim: Why does your dog have duck feathers in his mouth?
      Jim: He's very obedient. I told him to get down!
      What did the circus lion say when he ate the clown? Gee, this food tastes funny!

  4. FatFreddysCat profile image99
    FatFreddysCatposted 2 years ago

    Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?
    A: "Graaaaaaiiiiiins!"


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