What is your favorite silly or lame joke or riddle?
We all know those dumb, lame jokes or riddles that give us a good belly laugh. One of my favorites is, Question: Why are there now only 18 letters in the alphabet?
Answer: ET, flew away in a UFO and the CIA went after him! What's yours? Keep it clean!
Here are a few:
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
- It won't be long now
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
What's brown and sticky?
- A stick
Thank you, thank you! I'm SgtCecil and I'm here all week!
Here are a couple more:
1.) Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, WAS HE?
2.) What says, "ouch-ooch, ouch, I love you?"
- Two porcupines, fooling around!
3.) Two baby skunks, went outside to play. One was named "Out", the other was named "In". Out went in, but In was still out, so Out went out looking for In. He found him fast. His mother said, how did you find, In so fast Out? In-stink, (instinct)!
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What's your favorite joke?I'm in the mood to laugh.
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