What is your favorite "Knock Knock Joke?"
We all grew up with them! We all told them to someone, somewhere, sometime in our lifetime. There are so many of them out there! Some repeated, some made up. But no matter where we hear them, they always bring to us a giggle and a smile! What is your favorite "Knock Knock Joke?"
" Who's there?"
"You cant be. Opportunity knocks just once"
"Sam and Janet."
"Sam and Janet who?"
*sings* "Sam and Janet evening...you will meet a stranger..."
(it helps to be a Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, or at least a musical theater buff, to appreciate this one!)
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