What is your favorite "Knock Knock Joke?"
We all grew up with them! We all told them to someone, somewhere, sometime in our lifetime. There are so many of them out there! Some repeated, some made up. But no matter where we hear them, they always bring to us a giggle and a smile! What is your favorite "Knock Knock Joke?"
" Who's there?"
"You cant be. Opportunity knocks just once"
"Sam and Janet."
"Sam and Janet who?"
*sings* "Sam and Janet evening...you will meet a stranger..."
(it helps to be a Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, or at least a musical theater buff, to appreciate this one!)
by MomsTreasureChest 9 years ago
What's Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke?I'll start with a Halloween one...Knock Knock ** Who's There? ** Boo ** Boo Who? ** Why ya cryin? It's only a joke! **
by Liz Elias 4 years ago
My daughter made this one up! Groan! (And can you believe, she has a teenage daughter herself!)Why did the woman use hand sanitizer before driving?Ready?.....She wanted to have a clean driving record!Let's hear it: altogether, now, G-R-O-A-N-N-N-N ! ! ! !
by dingdondingdon 11 years ago
What's your favorite joke?I'm in the mood to laugh.
by Liz Elias 4 years ago
At the risk of incurring the wrath of fellow writers, I humbly submit my newest corny joke. No, it isn't a knock-knock joke. (Ducking rotten eggs and tomatoes.)Q. Why are practitioners of meditation electrical? (Now, no cheating; really try to think of the answer before you scroll...
by Hubber Writes 11 years ago
Can you tell me your favorite joke of all time?Please don't think to hard and blow an artery in your skull.
by William Johnson 8 years ago
What's your favorite movie about time travel?
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