What's Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke?

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   MomsTreasureChestposted 12 years ago

   What's Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke?
   
   I'll start with a Halloween one...
   
   Knock Knock  **  Who's There? **  Boo ** Boo Who?  **  Why ya cryin?  It's only a joke! **

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   MKayoposted 12 years ago

   Knock, knock
      Who's there?
   Dwayne
      Dwayne who?
   Dwayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning!
   
   Yes, it's rather basic. The reason it's my favorite is because it was one of the first jokes I told my children when they were very young. They laughed so hard back then. They still laugh today when I tell it, but I think they're laughing more at me, not the joke. Great question.

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      Laurel Leeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      This has always been my favorite, too!

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   Thundermamaposted 12 years ago

   Oh that's easy.
   Knock, knock
   Who's there
   Boo!
   Boo Who?
   Don't cry it's just little ol me
   
   My girls crack themselves up every time they tell it. Comedy gold!

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   krsharp05posted 12 years ago

   Me: Knock Knock who's there......
   
   It's one of two jokes I can remember.

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   MattMackposted 12 years ago

   Knock knock!
   Who's there?
   Madame.
   Madame who?
   Madame foot's caught in the door!

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      sassydeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      laugh out loud

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   pstraubie48posted 12 years ago

   knock knock
   who's there?
   Easta'
   Easta' who?
   Easta bunny
   
   knock knock
   who's there?
   Nudda
   Nudda who?
   Nudda Easta bunny.
   
   knock knock
   who's there?
   oranja
   oranja who?
   Oranja glad I didn't say  Nudda Easta bunny?

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   Glimmer Twin Fanposted 12 years ago

   My 9 year old laughs and laughs at this one and I've told it many times.
   
   Knock Knock
   
   Who's There?
   
   Lettuce
   
   Lettuce who?
   
   Lettuce in...it's cold out here
   
   :-)

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   sassydeeposted 12 years ago

   knock knock
   whos there
   orange
   orange who
   orange you glad i didn't say banana

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   Tinskyposted 12 years ago

   Person One:  Knock! Knock!
   
   Person Two:  Who's there?
   
   Person One: Doctor
   
   Person Two: Doctor Who?
   
   Person One:  You've heard this one before haven't you?
   
   I've always loved this one since I was a little kid watching re-runs of the really old Doctor Who series on the ABC. And, its still relevant today!  Long live Dr Who!
   
   alternate ending is:
   
   Person Two:  Doctor Who?
   
   Person One: Doctor Who
   
   Person Two: Doctor .... Who?
   
   Person One: Doctor Who!

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    SimpleGiftsofLoveposted 12 years ago

    My favorite of all time from my friend Hana
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Dr.
    Dr. Who?

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    TIMETRAVELER2posted 12 years ago

    My favorite all time knock knock joke is this one:
    
    I'm going to tell you a great knock knock joke.  Go ahead and start....

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       MomsTreasureChestposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I love this one too!

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    Ebonnyposted 12 years ago

    knock know
    who's there?
    A little girl
    A little girl who
    A little girl who can't reach the door bell
    
    tee hee !

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    Rosana Modugnoposted 12 years ago

    This one always makes me laugh and yes, I always fall for it...every time.
    
    1. Knock, knock,
    2. Who's there?
    1. Interrupting cow.
    2.  Interrupting...
    1.  MOOOOOOOOOOO!

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