What's Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke?
I'll start with a Halloween one...
Knock Knock ** Who's There? ** Boo ** Boo Who? ** Why ya cryin? It's only a joke! **
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning!
Yes, it's rather basic. The reason it's my favorite is because it was one of the first jokes I told my children when they were very young. They laughed so hard back then. They still laugh today when I tell it, but I think they're laughing more at me, not the joke. Great question.
Oh that's easy.
Don't cry it's just little ol me
My girls crack themselves up every time they tell it. Comedy gold!
Me: Knock Knock who's there......
It's one of two jokes I can remember.
Madame foot's caught in the door!
Nudda Easta bunny.
Oranja glad I didn't say Nudda Easta bunny?
My 9 year old laughs and laughs at this one and I've told it many times.
Lettuce in...it's cold out here
orange you glad i didn't say banana
Person One: Knock! Knock!
Person Two: Who's there?
Person One: Doctor
Person Two: Doctor Who?
Person One: You've heard this one before haven't you?
I've always loved this one since I was a little kid watching re-runs of the really old Doctor Who series on the ABC. And, its still relevant today! Long live Dr Who!
alternate ending is:
Person Two: Doctor Who?
Person One: Doctor Who
Person Two: Doctor .... Who?
Person One: Doctor Who!
My favorite of all time from my friend Hana
My favorite all time knock knock joke is this one:
I'm going to tell you a great knock knock joke. Go ahead and start....
A little girl
A little girl who
A little girl who can't reach the door bell
tee hee !
This one always makes me laugh and yes, I always fall for it...every time.
1. Knock, knock,
2. Who's there?
1. Interrupting cow.
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