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My Crazy-Ass Cousin 2: The End Of An Era

  1. fierycj profile image76
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    ...for those of you old-timers in hubpages, you probably all know about my crazy-ass cousin...the one that steals my stuff, phones, cameras, money, ATM cards, and lastly tried to steal my gun...

    Last week, he stole my phone again and disappeared...then he came back kneeling and begging me to forgive him and take him back....I didnt buy any of it...called up my folks and they didnt buy it either, they almost called the cops on him...when he, my cousin got word of it, he sent me a message, saying that my family can call the friggin' army on him on all he cares, that he's a man (19 years) and doesnt need anybody...well, well...now I can breathe a sigh of relief...and I can keep my gun just where I can reach for it easily! Thank Heavens!!!!

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    Ghost32posted 8 years ago

    You bet, CJ, I remember your cousin.  Glad you're staying locked and loaded. big_smile

  3. dohn121 profile image82
    dohn121posted 8 years ago

    This is the first time I'm hearing of your nuttier-than-a-fruit-cake cousin, my man.  Make sure you kitchen sink is safe too lol cool

  4. wyanjen profile image82
    wyanjenposted 8 years ago

    I'm glad I don't have a crazy-ass cousin.
    I wonder if any of my cousins call me the crazy-ass one? Hmmm...

    Keep your gun reachable. He'll be back.
    Good luck with that smile

  5. fierycj profile image76
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    @Ghost...You betcha!

    @dohn121...no idea? hmmm...that guy gave us all a giant headache..no friggin' kidding!

    @wyanjen....lmao Thanks

  6. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    hey Fiery, yup, remember that crazy a$$.

    Lock 'im out and keep 'im out.  Don't forget the safety ... 

    How ya been?

    1. fierycj profile image76
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Beth..been great...just mad busy is all...big_smile

      1. Beth100 profile image73
        Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        As long as its "mad busy" and not just "mad" (as in insane).  Glad you popped (or shall I say BOOMED) in.  I know I've been missin' ya! smile

  7. Jane@CM profile image59
    Jane@CMposted 8 years ago

    I remember, does that mean I'm now "old" lol

    Good luck with him.  Sounds like he still needs his butt kicked!

    Good to see you CJ