George Bush Goes to Israel

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    SirDentposted 15 years ago

    George Bush went to Israel while he was still president of the United States. When he got off the plane he saw a man with a long white beard and a shepherd's staff.

    Buish went up to the man and said, "I know who you are. You're Moses." The man kept silent and walked on.

    Bush went up to the man again ans said, "I know who you are. You're Moses." The man just kept walking.

    Bush went up to the man the third time and said, "I know who you are. You're Moses. Don't you know who I am? I'm the president of the United States."

    Moses looked at Bush and said, "Please forgive me for being rude. I know who you are. The last time I talked to a Bush I ended up wandering in the wilderness for forty years."

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      Brenda Durhamposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      haha
      funny!

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  2. Mikel G Roberts profile image76
    Mikel G Robertsposted 15 years ago

    lol

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  3. Ohma profile image61
    Ohmaposted 15 years ago

    Yeah what he said. Hi Mikel
    Hi Sir Dent How is your family?

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      SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      We are blessed. How are you and yours?

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        Ohmaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Good today and will be better tomorrow thank you for asking.

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          SirDentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I am glad things are getting bettter for you.

          Thanks Brenda, I thought it was funny also.

          Good night friends. smile

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      Mikel G Robertsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Hello Ohma...   smile

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    sneakorocksolidposted 15 years ago

    Sweet!big_smile

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    olgalednichenkoposted 15 years ago

    i Hope Dubya doesnt do any more Gaffe..

    usually Dubya - when international - does something that makes it a gafee at best and an embarrassment usually

    regards
    olga-lednichenko

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      Brenda Durhamposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Dubya never did, nor does, any gaffes the magnitude of which Obama did and does.   O's whole policy is an embarrassment.

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