And So It Goes

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   paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

   A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
   surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet
   pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's
   chest.
   
   After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and
   sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has
   passed away."
   
   The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
   "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the
   vet.
   
   "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean
   you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
   He might just be in a coma or something."
   
   The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
   room. He returned a few minutes later with a black
   Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on
   in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
   front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
   duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the
   vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
   
   The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out
   of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
   a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
   sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back
   on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
   strolled out of the room.
   
   The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
   but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
   
   The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
   The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"
   she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The
   vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
   word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

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      composterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol,,,good one

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   
   
   I guess animals make good, impartial judges after all...

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   DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years ago

   

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

   that's funny....

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      Home Girlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's funny but... too often doctors make us pay $150 for something that should cost $20 and WE DID NOT ASK FOR IT!

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   paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

   And so it goes…
   
   
   
   After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
   
   He begins to worry.
   
   'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
   
   'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
   
   'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
   
   'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
   
   'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
   
   'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
   
   'Well, who in the h*ll is he, then?' he demands.
   
   She whispers in his ear, 'That's me before the surgery…”

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha ha ha!

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   sofsposted 14 years ago

   oh My gosh!! that was so amusing  
   I  take the lab report and the cat scan!!

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   CASE1WORKERposted 14 years ago

   made me giggle

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