How do you eat an elephant?
Bring a lot of friends. BBQ sounds good.
Like most projects, it is an iterative process.
This of course invites such wordplay as 'it's a diffuclt tusk', or 'you can keep the unused portions in the trunk'. But I won't.I like Mark's idea of a giant BBQ.I suppose there's a real answer to the riddle, is there?
Just push its head down, put its trunk between its front legs then fold all its legs underneath. Tuck its little tail between its legs and just pop it in and chew.
I thought you were going to say with a big spoon!
That sounds like a great Idea @ china man!
one bite at a time of course
Walrus! sorry ralwus , just bottle the elephant and pickle him for future use!!
LOL pickled elephant, nice
yeah, what I said, one bite at a time
right, which one goes first?
LOL see, I was right! hehe
Ralwus is the winner!
leave the poor elephant alone - there are plenty of other things to eat and not that many elephants left!
I could eat you . . .won't go there.
figures, all talk no tongue
by stating with the tail, must eat alive and only downfall are sharp hairs, just pull them out. The strategy of starting with the tail, it paralyses the animal long enough to eat to a fatal pointok honestly that just grossed me outi'm afraid that I even said thatPeta, just joking me bad
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