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My Kid Blocked The Darn Facebook On Me!

Updated on August 30, 2012

Nowadays, our kids have a world of their own, and we don't blame them. They have dealt with the changing times, added to bullying, divorced and harassment of all type--55% married couples won't last those 15 years or more. Your Vinyl records or cassettes from 'Sony and Cher' will remind them that you are already an outcast for them. Or perhaps they were denied that brand new car that they saw on the reality show,"My sweet sixteen." They even created a new language that would keep you away from their own circle. LMAO! So you are in trouble, hearing from New iPads to the coolest apps, that sadly you don't even know what they are for...!


Back in the middle 90's Hotmail, AOL, and even AIM, were the fad. Kids would open accounts left and right using mostly a name and the numbers of their birthday. Some shyer would choose the puppy's name and some odd number, in order confront availability. But, since Mark Zuckerberg made fun of this 'girl' and exposed her on his new TheFacebook, Kids took the banner on their own, and unfortunately wherever Kasey went, Shannon did. Then the trend took off, and everybody started to open accounts. Didn't matter if they were 11 years old. They would beat the system and with no problem would certainly open or logged in in 10 minutes. "If my older sister has one, why not me??" Said 12 years old Ricky.

But, lately they have created their own circles, and even realize that 'adding you' was a mistake 'contra natura .' Why? They wanted to fit in, and be capable to upload pictures that you wouldn't approve of. So the Nerdy 'kiddo' of the group...You suck!, taught them how to block your account...and war was inmediatly declared. So, a friend of mine asked me how can she battle against it, and probably save them from a potential psycho, pedophile or a relationship that you didn't approve from the beginning?



  1. Your kid blocked you. Now you know that you have been flagged.
  2. Open a Hotmail account with a catchy name, depending on your kid. Dachick96, Nerd4u94, youzuck69. You name it! Just think of an appealing nick, cool and innofensive.
  3. If you don't come up with some, check your kid's list on her/his hotmail account.
  4. With that messenger as a tool follow up by opening a Facebook account too.
  5. Ask your kid to add you as a friend....
  6. Upload a picture from Google or Bing, for your profile. The more pics you find, the better
  7. check interested in music that your kid listens to, for the heck of it. No Bieber or Disney songs please! Hanna Montana worst! Barney? Are you crazy? teletubes either!
  8. Your kid is smart enough to open 2 more accounts, so when accepted, check her/his list offriends. Some of them are his. The other accounts are for back up, or for the forbidden better half.
  9. Start checking for the accounts that are similar to your kids and add them as friends too.
  10. Go to Youtube and share a song that your kid usually listens to: "share"
  11. On your profile add the words: Lonely bitch or freaking Kwel got me?
  12. Start using the Facebook messenger and start chatting. They will notice your language right away, so use excuses like your dad left you, or you want to be an English teacher.
  13. Catch up with them and download the stupid Facebook app to your Cell phone. This way, you will check on them from your office.
  14. Start being nosey and ask the questions you want to know. Just drop the question that... as a parent you know to ask. Learn to say, zup! Yo! Word! F##tard.
  15. If you cannot do all these: ask that 16 yeard nerd to help you and ask him to 'friend' your kid. Tell this God sent kid, that you as a parent are worried.
  16. I f this doesn't work either, have a talk wih your kid. Drive by a near park, after that movie... subtly ask them why they blocked you from their account. They will deny every thing for sure, uploading 240 pictures from all those trips and the ones she/he took behind the bathroom door cannot be deleted...just because you begged them to open up!
  17. If they don't care, go to Number 1 and become your own Sherlock Holmes! Most learned to lie unfortunately!!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Thanks Vellur! Tips that are helpful are very welcome! Glad you enjoyed this humble piece. Thanks again!

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    Nithya Venkat 5 years ago from Dubai

    LOL enjoyed reading, useful tips I must say!!!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Thanks Audra Leigh!

    Your fun and energetic comments are unique!

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    iamaudraleigh 5 years ago

    I laughed at this hub! I do not have children, but could imagine what I would do if I was a Mom!

    My friend shut down her FB after her daughter got her hooks on mistake!

    no teletubes...I way///lol!!!

    Lord, this was fun! Voted up and shared!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Thanks Mary for stopping by, dear friend. As far as I know, you have raised kids with the example. Glad to see you around too.


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    Mary Hyatt 5 years ago from Florida

    So far I have not been blocked by my kids or Grandkids. They have cleaned up their language now that they know I look on their wall on Facebook. This was a great read.

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago


    You made me laugh too! This is just a helping tool. Some will need it. Thanks for your feedback!



    They block you with a reason and we know it right away. You know your kids better. Excuses and more excuses. Hope you had a good laugh too!


    AEvans! Wassup! Gurl!

    Glad you had..or this hub put an smile on your face. Actually you know better, won't say names, but parents go through a lot. Take care and say hi to those four musketeers!


    Ardie! You did write with humour but seriously, they think they know it all...telling you: mom?? You Don't know how to use the blue tooth yet? ...and so on! Thanks for commenting my red-headed friend.


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    Sondra 5 years ago from Neverland

    Hahah Lord I will remember this Hub and your SUPER tips because its only a matter of time before my oldest daughter will want Facebook and all that of her own. AND I have NO problem spying on my kids to make sure they're on the up and up. I would rather be the snooping mom than the mourning mom. Love it

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    Julianna 5 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

    Yo' great advice! If all else fails ignore them, eventually they will feel bad and you will be there friend again. lolo! What wonderful advice for all of us parents. ((Hugs))

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    Vincent Moore 5 years ago

    Heck lord your not alone, my kids have done the same to me as well. They don't want parents in their Faces. loL

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    PurvisBobbi44 5 years ago from Florida


    That is so funny. They just wanted Daddy's attention.

    Have a great day.


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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Thanks Jessy10 for your comments, glad these tips are of help for you...Take care



    If you are not blocked yet, consider yourself lucky...or maybe there is no reason for that. Thanks for your support, and funny comments


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    Kelly Umphenour 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

    Funny Lord - I have never considered this - very tricky of you:) lol I haven't been blocked yet but now I know just what to do when I am! Thank you:)

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    Jessica Rangel 5 years ago from Lancaster, CA

    These are some good tips. I'm a mom, so I know I'll be doing this soon. Its incredibly all of the things that have changed online. Sometimes I understand it, but the majority of the time I'm frightened to think WHAT ELSE my child is going to learn, and how hard its going to be for me to keep up with technology..

    Thank you for this Hub! VOTED UP!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    The word is out Ghaelach,

    The traffic comes from outside sources and I'm glad it will reach those parents! Thanks for your important comment! Put an smile on my face LMAO!


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    Ghaelach 5 years ago

    Hi Lord.

    Thank the L--- mine are all grown up and I don't have your problem. An interesting read and finding out what parents of today are going through brings a smile to my face.

    I'm glad that as a 60+ pensioner I'm not alone in not knowing some of these OMG, LOL, WTF and all the others I can't remember.

    Then when my grandchildren send me a SMS/TXT or what ever it is in your country with their Handy/Mobile/Cellphone or what ever you call it, I'm total lost. :- c u b 4 10 that's not English or am I to old??.

    Nice hub Lord and I hope you get it sorted.

    LOL Ghaelach