What is the cutest thing your kid has said?
My 5yr old son went to get the flyswater for me,...
and came back swinging a bottle of water saying " here isthe fly's water!" hahaha
I can remember being very heartbroken once that I couldn't hold back my tears. My 3 year old son came to me and patted my back. He said, "You sad mommy?" and I said, "Yes, honey. Mommy is sad." He then hugged my neck and said, "Don't cry mommy. It will be okay."
After that, I hugged him tight and forgot about being sad. My little man was there to take care of me!
One of the kindergarten teachers at my school shared this cute true story. It happened recently...
The 5 year old is sitting down drawing and coloring. He suddenly turns and asks the teacher "Why don't we go to the Elle?" The teacher asks him to repeat his question. "Why don't we go to the Elle?" The teacher tries to figure out what Elle means. She starts thinking - He can't be asking to go to Art class because he would have said A - Music can't be because he would have said M -
Then another kid sitting next to him turns to the teacher and says: "I know what he says!" The teacher goes: "Really? What is he saying" The kid says "He wants to know when we go to the Y!" (YMCA).
LOL - One of the many rewards of the teaching profession!
I had just bought some new cream for my face, after I put some on, my 5yr old son said " WOW mom! that cream made your wrinkles dissapear! You look so pretty now" It was just moisturizer, but he actually made me feel prettier!
Hello Hani well I would have to say my son when he was 5 after hearing about the 3 bears leaving Goldilocks when I told him they walked, and walked , and walked he said "Hey Dad why didn't they catch a bus". I laughed til I cried. He's going on 35 now and I still tease him about the bus LOL
Last night my grandson ripped his fingernail off and had to go to the emergency room. This morning I talked to him on the phone and told him I wished I was there to kiss his owie, to make it feel better.
His Momma told me he started kissing his finger.
I know, it's not something he said. But its something he did, he knows his memaw makes owies better!!
My 3 year old Daughter is wonderful in talking, he goes to school and telling lot slogas and poems etc., whenever I go there from my working city to our native city and in home, she tells I will get you everything, this think I have to tell her, but she is telling to me, the same way she talks to her mom, you only got money from Dad, why he did not give it to me, she was so adamant then got 10 bugs from mom, mom was searching for her, she went to nearby shop to buy something for her mom. so cute little one.
When my oldest was about 30 months, we took hum to Toys R Us, and he learned the term 'toy store'. That was fresh on his mind a few days later when he was being very demanding, and I said to him, fully believing that he wouldn't understand, "The world is not your oyster!"
He responded, "The world is not my toystore?"
His response was as close as a 2-year old can get to understanding what I said to him. He was amazing.
by J. McCoy 8 years ago
It can be FUNNY, CUTE, or that EMBARRASSING comment in the grocery store line. Please give the age of the child for reference. I love it when my 2yr old says "tank you, daddy" when I give her milk or something else she asked for. After I make her laugh, it makes me smile when she says...
by Roberta McIlroy 6 years ago
My 12 year old recently went on a camping trip with some of his dads friends. While on this 'camping' trip the following happened. The old ladys grand-daughter was 'upset' so the woman gave her car keys to my son and told him to take her grand-daughter for a drive. He said it was only...
by tobey100 6 years ago
If you've got or had kids you know you can never be sure what's gonna come out of those little mouths. My older brother and I, due to the closeness of our ages, were in several classes together in school. He could never keep his mouth shut. I remember the teacher finally losing...
by Astralrose 5 years ago
What is the smartest remark/statement did you ever hear from a kid?
by Becca Hubbard-Woods 8 years ago
One of my favorite things in the world is hearing stories about things children say and do that's hilarious. I have dedicated a hub to it named "Kids say and do the craziest sh*t" and really would love to do a series of them. I would love to hear your stories and get your permission to...
by Steven Escareno 3 years ago
According to various news sources, it seems a step mom has taken it upon herself to discipline her 12 year old step son for not only getting bad grades in school, but for smoking weed as well. How does she chose to punish him? Well first, she decides to shave his head, and gives him the...
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