What is the silliest thing you have said (or asked) as a kid?
I asked my mom if giving birth was difficult. She said yes. I asked her if it felt the same way as pooping. She didn't give it much thought and simply said yes. Then I told her it must be really hard. LOL
thats was really funny, well when i was in 1st grade i asked my class teacher if she can teach me how to have a kid so that i can be the youngest father.
I don't remember how old I was, but I remember playing some sort of word game as a kid with my family, and I had to say "orthodontist". But instead it came out "orthodunctionist". I didn't realize it was wrong, so I had no idea what everyone was laughing at.
My mother still tells this story 30 some years later...
she was standing at the mirror and I was maybe 5 or 6 and I asked her "can I put on makeup too mommy"? and she said "No, you don't need makeup because your such a pretty little girl" - I sat and pondered a second and then asked "but what if I grow up and have a face like yours?"
yes - have never lived it down lol
My Mum plagued me with this story not long ago...
"when you were little you saw a dog sniffing the base of a lamp post... as I'd brought you up not to sniff and to blow your nose when you needed it you ever so sweetly offered the dog's owner a tissue for his dogs runny nose and sniffles..." How humiliating.
However, the one thing I remember ever so clearly is calling my teacher Dad very loudly in front of my hole class at the age of 15... I never lived that one down.
by Miche Wro 10 months ago
After 25 years of marriage he only asked her for one thing to remove his last name? Should she?This couple have three children together two are adults and one is still in elementary school. She thinks this is his last attempt at controlling her. His thought is she wanted out, removing his name...
by kallini2010 5 years ago
Is there anything you regret not having asked your mother?We usually regret things we have NOT done, questions we have NOT asked... not the other way around...
by Cindy Vine 9 years ago
Don't be shy guys, share, share, share. We want all the sordid details!
by hanijane 7 years ago
What is the cutest thing your kid has said?My 5yr old son went to get the flyswater for me,...and came back swinging a bottle of water saying " here isthe fly's water!" hahaha
by wesleycox 8 years ago
Here's mine:A kindergarden teacher was teaching her students the definition of definately. To ensure they understood the meaning she asked her class to use "definately" in a sentence. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. "The sky is...
by Lgali 9 years ago
Ist time we all were shy to talk .My ist sentence was you want to see my place which was about 500 km from where I saw my partner
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