Funny dicipline sentences you have said to your child.

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  1. GDiBiase profile image75
    GDiBiaseposted 6 years ago

    I would have to say mine is, Please do not stand on the cat!

  2. profile image0
    oldandwiseposted 6 years ago

    Mine would be, Don't put the bird in the microwave!

    1. GDiBiase profile image75
      GDiBiaseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I know when I think about it I have so many phrases I would never ever think I would have said.

  3. Diane Inside profile image76
    Diane Insideposted 6 years ago

    my mom to us kids in the backseat of the car:

    "You are going straight home as soon as you get to bed!"

    1. GDiBiase profile image75
      GDiBiaseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol thats funny, Diane, you must have been driving her out of her mind!

  4. Dame Scribe profile image60
    Dame Scribeposted 6 years ago

    Once had my son write lines tongue I will not lie in the house hmm tongue lol

  5. couturepopcafe profile image61
    couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago

    "I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap."

    Never understood it as a kid.

    1. GDiBiase profile image75
      GDiBiaseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I know, I think many things go right over our kids heads!

  6. Mighty Mom profile image82
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    "Just because I did it when I was your age doesn't make it right! Look what happened to me!"

    1. GDiBiase profile image75
      GDiBiaseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol Mighty Mom that is a great one!

    2. profile image0
      jenuboukaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Oh my word, that it absolutely funny, I am using that!

  7. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    No, you may NOT hang your sister!

    1. GDiBiase profile image75
      GDiBiaseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Mega1,
      That made me giggle, never though you would ever say that phrase did you?

  8. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    It was a situation where my oldest son had my daughter tied up with a noose around her neck and he was just going to pull on the rope when I realized it was awfully quiet and came to see what they were up to.  They said they weren't really going to hang her - just pull the rope and see if it worked!  lol  They still think it is very funny.

  9. DonnaCosmato profile image96
    DonnaCosmatoposted 6 years ago

    "Because I'm the mom and you are not"...it didn't work when my mom told me that, and it didn't work when I tried it on my son. Wonder why I bothered?

    1. momster profile image58
      momsterposted 6 years ago

      "You want to argue with me because I'm gonna win"

      I have 3 boys that always have something to argue.

      And when they question me about things they are told
      to do I tell them "because I'm the boss thats why".

      1. GDiBiase profile image75
        GDiBiaseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        love it!

     
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