my mom to us kids in the backseat of the car:
"You are going straight home as soon as you get to bed!"
"I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap."
Never understood it as a kid.
"Just because I did it when I was your age doesn't make it right! Look what happened to me!"
It was a situation where my oldest son had my daughter tied up with a noose around her neck and he was just going to pull on the rope when I realized it was awfully quiet and came to see what they were up to. They said they weren't really going to hang her - just pull the rope and see if it worked! They still think it is very funny.
"Because I'm the mom and you are not"...it didn't work when my mom told me that, and it didn't work when I tried it on my son. Wonder why I bothered?
"You want to argue with me because I'm gonna win"
I have 3 boys that always have something to argue.
And when they question me about things they are told
to do I tell them "because I'm the boss thats why".
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