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What you will do if you suspect that your spouse is normal?

  1. jainismus profile image72
    jainismusposted 6 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/6253573_f248.jpg
    What you will do if you suspect that your spouse is normal and has no psychological problems?

    1. Will Apse profile image91
      Will Apseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I can say, without a shadow of doubt, that this will never happen.

      If you believe that your spouse is entirely normal, it is simply a failure of your  observation or your patience.

      Incidentally, I could be very nurturing in regard to Janet Leigh. But not nearly as nurturing as I could be with Vivien Leigh.

    2. pisean282311 profile image59
      pisean282311posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      get my checkup done so as to understand how can i reach such horrifying conclusion...

  2. alisha4u profile image38
    alisha4uposted 6 years ago

    An ideal scenario. Who wouldn't want to have a normal spouse.
    I am not sure, why you brought this up........

    1. jainismus profile image72
      jainismusposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Alisha, this post is in Humor section, so do not take it seriously.

      1. alisha4u profile image38
        alisha4uposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Ohh!! sorry, did not see that before....  :0

  3. prettydarkhorse profile image65
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    Normal is relative. She/he might be abnormal say for example in bed etc. and you might like it.

    1. pisean282311 profile image59
      pisean282311posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  4. Lisa HW profile image72
    Lisa HWposted 6 years ago

    Is the lady in the picture supposed to be a) the person realizing the spouse is normal,  b) the normal spouse ( note:   I don't think she looks all that normal), or c) the OP (because he has actually believed he's Janet Leigh for the last eight-and-a-half years, and his "crazy wife" keeps trying to convince him otherwise)?

    (or is that classic shower-scene picture only there because the thread is also under "clean humor"?)

  5. BLACKANDGOLDJACK profile image84
    BLACKANDGOLDJACKposted 6 years ago

    Contact alienhunter.net immediately.

    You could get a substantial reward for turning her in.

  6. Eric Newland profile image60
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    I suspect that my spouse is Abby Normal.

 
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