In 1867 Montana Territory funeral is conducted for victims of psychotic cannibalistic serial killer, and marriage takes place between Indian bride and amnesia-stricken groom.
Hex Hawkins tracks down outlaw gang that took women captive in 1867 Montana Territory, and he exterminates them after extracting information.
Old West serial killer kidnaps two women traveling with fossil-hunting expedition in 1867 Montana Territory.
Hexford Hannibal Hawkins, mountain man, spy during the war, owner of a secret gold mine, and enigma to many, leads the remaining members of the fossil-hunting expedition home in the Montana Territory, 1867.
Saboteur plants coal torpedo in steamboat boiler, which causes ship to explode and sick. Passengers and crew are killed and injured, and cargo including gold and dinosaur fossils are lost in the Missouri River.
Fixer for famous paleontologist tries to wrest fossil of dinosaur jaw and egg from Lady Hannah Monroe who discovered them.
Pinkerton agent disguises herself as circus sword swallower to entrap serial killer in 1867 Montana Territory.
Outlaw crony of Old West serial killer meets up with circus freaks who shoot him and rescue kidnapped schoolmarm.
Paleontologist Lady Hannah Monroe discovers mummified dinosaur fossil in 1867 Montana Territory.
Crippled Irish dwarf is rescued from the clutches of obsessed hospital nurse and joins the frantic hunt for Wild West serial killer.
Old West serial killer brutally claims more victims.
Lawmen and women plan and organize to foil Old West terrorist.
Pinkerton agent employs torture by cigarette burns to obtain information pertaining to serial killer's whereabouts.
Serial killer in the old West maximizes killing power.
The search for a serial killer in the Montana Territory of the old West continues as the outlaw commits yet another brutal murder.
Scotland Yard is consulted regarding Montana Territory serial killer.
Head becomes a significant bartering commodity, more valuable than gold.
Cheyenne Dog Soldiers ambush Arapaho princess who followed them, but dog and bounty hunter intervene.
Famous bounty hunter Thomas Tate Tobin shows up looking to get the reward for apprehending the bandit and outlaw Captain Taz.
Strange posse embarks on search for kidnapped girls but instead finds blackrobes and and penguins.
The prodigal dog returns, ready and eager to hunt outlaws and find fossils.
Female serial killer wielding Bowie knife cuts another throat.
A new clue is developed pertaining to the murders and crimes committed by Captain Taz.
Sacred Native American healer develops new medicine for smallpox.
Arapaho princess is diagnosed with smallpox and alternative treatment is sought.
Paleontologist and Indian princess are rescued from the clutches of murdering and raping outlaws.
Sheriff embarks on search for lady snake charmer's stolen albino reticulated python. Sexual favor promised upon recovery of said snake.
New sheriff gains notoriety and becomes the subject of a dime novel.
Angry little person named Shorty solves a murder and becomes sheriff of Helena in the old west.
A neck is unexpectedly stretched on Hangman's Tree.
Giant albino snake and beautiful snake charmer join circus to lure outlaws into trap.
Legend of Pinky the Pinkerton agent and gunfighter in a dress is enhanced.
Pinkerton agent puts notch on new gun as murderer bites the dust.
Pinkerton agent gets new man and outlaws get new men.
Doctor treats the wounded as Pinkerton agent contemplates sexual reassignment surgery.
Pinkerton agent thwarts murder by plugging hairy giant wielding war club with gun from her garter.
Murdering bank robber
Murderer eliminates witness to bank robbery and murders and investigates potential new gang member.
Pinkerton agent schemes to trap murdering outlaw who robbed steamboat and banks.
Pinkerton agent uses torture to get to the truth of the matter pertaining to the sinking of the steamboat Victoria.
Pinkerton agent continues interrogation of person of interest pertaining to sinking of steamboat, murders, and robbery of gold.
Pinkerton agent interrogates person of interest in bombing of steamboat, murders, and robbery of gold on board.
Camel saves the day and passengers return to Helena after stagecoach robbery.
Outlaws hold up stagecoach and take lives, valuables, clothing, and dignity.
Pinkerton agent transports bearded lady from circus to jail via doomed stagecoach.
Pinkerton agent finds bank robber's mistress to bring her to jail for conjugal visit.
Bandits rob the bank of Helena while Cheyenne storm the town. One bandit is killed and another wounded.
A murder is solved by Pinkerton agent, marshal prepares for bank robbery, and desperadoes plan distraction.
Posse of mostly opium addicts chases camel-riding bank robbers.
Pinkerton agent witnesses bank robbery. Gang escapes on camels.
Transgender Pinkerton agent investigates crime in 1867 Montana territory.
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