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Meeting Mark Twain
Mark Twain escapes ruthless robbers and killers in 1867 Nevada when he is rescued by another killer.
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Goliath, Wild West Outlaw
Giant Wild West outlaw leaves a swath of death and destruction as he searches for the killer of his friend and his stolen red-haired freckled painted lady.
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Dead Man's Hand
Oldest saloon in Nevada is the scene of a murder over a painted lady and poker.in 1867.
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Four Funerals and a Wedding (Short Story)
In 1867 Montana Territory funeral is conducted for victims of psychotic cannibalistic serial killer, and marriage takes place between Indian bride and amnesia-stricken groom.
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Extermination (Chapter 4)
Hex Hawkins tracks down outlaw gang that took women captive in 1867 Montana Territory, and he exterminates them after extracting information.
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Soiled Doves Go Missing (Chapter 3)
Old West serial killer kidnaps two women traveling with fossil-hunting expedition in 1867 Montana Territory.
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The Hex (Chapter 2)
Hexford Hannibal Hawkins, mountain man, spy during the war, owner of a secret gold mine, and enigma to many, leads the remaining members of the fossil-hunting expedition home in the Montana Territory, 1867.
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Blown Away (Chapter 1)
Saboteur plants coal torpedo in steamboat boiler, which causes ship to explode and sick. Passengers and crew are killed and injured, and cargo including gold and dinosaur fossils are lost in the Missouri River.
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An Offer You Can't Refuse (Short Story No. 47)
Fixer for famous paleontologist tries to wrest fossil of dinosaur jaw and egg from Lady Hannah Monroe who discovered them.
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Undercover Caper (Short Story No. 46)
Pinkerton agent disguises herself as circus sword swallower to entrap serial killer in 1867 Montana Territory.
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Pop Goes the Weasel (Short Story No. 45)
Outlaw crony of Old West serial killer meets up with circus freaks who shoot him and rescue kidnapped schoolmarm.
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Lizard Lips (Short Story No. 44)
Paleontologist Lady Hannah Monroe discovers mummified dinosaur fossil in 1867 Montana Territory.
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When the Pigs Begin to Fly (Short Story No. 43)
Crippled Irish dwarf is rescued from the clutches of obsessed hospital nurse and joins the frantic hunt for Wild West serial killer.
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Meet Me at Cripple Creek (Short Story No. 41)
Lawmen and women plan and organize to foil Old West terrorist.
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Smoking and Joking (Short Story No. 40)
Pinkerton agent employs torture by cigarette burns to obtain information pertaining to serial killer's whereabouts.
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Weapon of Mass Destruction (Short Story No. 38)
Serial killer in the old West maximizes killing power.
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Beat the Devil Around the Stump (Short Story No. 37)
The search for a serial killer in the Montana Territory of the old West continues as the outlaw commits yet another brutal murder.
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Scotland Yard Chimes in (Short Story No. 36)
Scotland Yard is consulted regarding Montana Territory serial killer.
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Giving Head (Short Story No. 35)
Head becomes a significant bartering commodity, more valuable than gold.
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Ambush (Short Story No 34)
Cheyenne Dog Soldiers ambush Arapaho princess who followed them, but dog and bounty hunter intervene.
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The Bounty Hunter (Short Story No. 33)
Famous bounty hunter Thomas Tate Tobin shows up looking to get the reward for apprehending the bandit and outlaw Captain Taz.
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On the Road Again (Short Story No. 32)
Strange posse embarks on search for kidnapped girls but instead finds blackrobes and and penguins.
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Shag the Dog (Short Story No. 31)
The prodigal dog returns, ready and eager to hunt outlaws and find fossils.
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Cutthroat (Short Story No. 30)
Female serial killer wielding Bowie knife cuts another throat.
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Strange Flesh (Short Story No. 29)
A new clue is developed pertaining to the murders and crimes committed by Captain Taz.
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Smallpox (Short Story No. 27)
Arapaho princess is diagnosed with smallpox and alternative treatment is sought.
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Free at Last (Short Story No. 26)
Paleontologist and Indian princess are rescued from the clutches of murdering and raping outlaws.
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Captives of the Frontier (Short Story No.25)
Sheriff embarks on search for lady snake charmer's stolen albino reticulated python. Sexual favor promised upon recovery of said snake.
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There's a New Sheriff in Town (Short Story No. 24)
New sheriff gains notoriety and becomes the subject of a dime novel.
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The Footprint (Short Story No. 23)
Angry little person named Shorty solves a murder and becomes sheriff of Helena in the old west.
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Hangman's Tree (Short Story No. 22)
A neck is unexpectedly stretched on Hangman's Tree.
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The Snake Charmer (Short Story No. 21)
Giant albino snake and beautiful snake charmer join circus to lure outlaws into trap.
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Pinky (Short Story No. 20)
Legend of Pinky the Pinkerton agent and gunfighter in a dress is enhanced.
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A Legend Is Born (Short Story #19)
Pinkerton agent puts notch on new gun as murderer bites the dust.
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Reinforcements (Short Story #18)
Pinkerton agent gets new man and outlaws get new men.
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"What's up, Doc?" (Short Story No. 17)
Doctor treats the wounded as Pinkerton agent contemplates sexual reassignment surgery.
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Thumper (Short Story No. 16)
Pinkerton agent thwarts murder by plugging hairy giant wielding war club with gun from her garter.
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Circus Acts (Short Story No. 15)
Murdering bank robber
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Two Birds, One Stone (Short Story No.14)
Murderer eliminates witness to bank robbery and murders and investigates potential new gang member.
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Scottish Sasquatch (Short Story No. 13)
Pinkerton agent schemes to trap murdering outlaw who robbed steamboat and banks.
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Food, an Effective Truth Serum (Short Story No. 12)
Pinkerton agent uses torture to get to the truth of the matter pertaining to the sinking of the steamboat Victoria.
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The Rest of the Story (Short Story No. 11)
Pinkerton agent continues interrogation of person of interest pertaining to sinking of steamboat, murders, and robbery of gold.
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The Bear and the Bare (Short Story #10)
Pinkerton agent interrogates person of interest in bombing of steamboat, murders, and robbery of gold on board.
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Got Milk? (Short Story No. 9)
Camel saves the day and passengers return to Helena after stagecoach robbery.
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Road Rage (Short Story No. 8)
Outlaws hold up stagecoach and take lives, valuables, clothing, and dignity.
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Stagecoach to hell (Short Story No. 7)
Pinkerton agent transports bearded lady from circus to jail via doomed stagecoach.
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The Bearded Lady (Short Story #6)
Pinkerton agent finds bank robber's mistress to bring her to jail for conjugal visit.
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Bank On It (Short Story No. 5)
Bandits rob the bank of Helena while Cheyenne storm the town. One bandit is killed and another wounded.
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Not the Usual Suspects (Short Story No. 4)
A murder is solved by Pinkerton agent, marshal prepares for bank robbery, and desperadoes plan distraction.
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March Madness 2017 - Duke It Out
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Pilgrim Posse (Short Story No. 3)
Posse of mostly opium addicts chases camel-riding bank robbers.
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Joe Camel (Short Story No. 2)
Pinkerton agent witnesses bank robbery. Gang escapes on camels.
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Men with Beards and Moustaches World's Greatest Lovers?
Quantitative analysis concluding that men with beards and/or moustaches have been the world's greatest lovers. Once they go beard, they never go back.
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Clint Eastwood Is One Wild and Crazy Guy -- His Show at the RNC Should Win An Emmy
The only actor who ever made more sense than Clint Eastwood is Ronald Reagan. Barack Obama, however, no doubt would have been a terrific actor in the silent movie era. That was part of Clint’s point, although some conservatives and all liberals, especially those “left of Lenin”, obviously didn’t...
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What Guy Doesn't Love a Good Girlfight? (especially one with Rowdy Ronda Rousey)
Men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow, you know . . . kiss.
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Say it Ain't So, Joe -- Repercussions of the Penn State Scandal
The Penn State scandal is not about football. It is about one very sick person and those who enable him. Shame on the enablers and the NCAA.
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How to Debug Your Kitty
The only good bloodsucker is a dead bloodsucker. Find out how to make that happen. Again and again and again.
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Hey Dope, Smoking Dope Is Illegal
If you want to smoke grass, I'll lend you my lawnmower. But you fail if you want me to get you out of jail.
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Why I'll Miss High School (Top 10 Reasons)
No more high school for me. Find out why I'll miss it, with illustrations.
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Why Should Women Dress Modestly? (Top 10 Reasons)
Ladies, should you put more clothes on or take more clothes off? This article will give you the answer.
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Does the Bible Condone Rape?
Who do you believe? The Hebrew manuscripts or the village atheists?
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Why Should You Love Cowboys? (Top 10 Reasons)
The only good cowboy is a REAL cowboy. Ride all about it.
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Why Should You Join the Military? (Top 10 Reasons)
Joining the military has some red, white, and blue aspects no doubt. This article is more about the green (money) and pink (women) advantages.
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Why I Love the Bible (Top 10 Reasons)
Believers will read the Bible anyway. But now you atheists have some good reasons to get with the Jesus program.
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What Should You Do if You Are in an Auto Accident?
Accidents happen. Don't make it worse than it already is by not being prepared in advance.
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What Do You Tell a Guy Who Is Shopping For a Prom Dress?
War is hell. Especially a prom war.
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Why I Love the Pittsburgh Steelers (Top Ten Reasons)
Love is a many splendored thing. But the true colors of love are not red (and sky blue if the florist is out of red), they are black and gold! Read all about it.