OMG! OMG! OMG! Can you believe what Obama did?

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   junksellerposted 9 years ago

   OMG! OMG! OMG! Can you believe what Obama did?
   
   Obama has released the most horrifying thing in the universe! HITLER! That's right, he was alive, and also a cyborg, and also with death-rays for eyes. He's probably under your bed right now. And the worst part is he traded cyborg Hitler for a pink rhinestone saddle for his gay unicorn. There is no end to this man's evil and wikedness. Also, today, he double-dipped a tortilla chip, kicked a puppy, and punched an old lady in the face.
   
   

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   SassySue1963posted 9 years ago

   I recognize the sarcasm but at this point, it wouldn't surprise me if any of it proved to be true.
   And please, like the left didn't persecute Bush if it rained too much.

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      junksellerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      There is always some partisan flack, but the We-Hate-Obama-Club has literally said nothing based in reality for years. It is beyond normal politics and into the realm of psychosis.

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   polydigestposted 9 years ago

   Are you kidding me? Even I know that a unicorn would never be caught dead in a saddle. You need to check your facts, sir.

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      junksellerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oops, I forgot to mention that his welfare unicorn got so lazy that it starved to death and then Obama raised him from the dead with the Blood of Marx and will now do anything he bids, just like the rest of Obama's zombie adherents.

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   MercCipherposted 9 years ago

   Lol all the sarcasm...but seriously....yeah I see where this is going

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      junksellerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Fine, he didn't double-dip the tortilla chip. I made that part up. Now it is a pure factual accounting.

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   lovemychrisposted 9 years ago

   I Knew it was dam Obama when it rained all day.....that freaking muslim creep. Why doesn't he go back to Kenya, and take his "wife" with him? Wife, yeah right....he/she could bench press a ton! Plus she looks like a monkey. The Obama's...just another black family on public housing. That's why he freed Berghdal, It's part of his Muslim plan to input Sharia law. I want my country back! The one with a white criminal president!

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      junksellerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Bless you for your insightful and factual answer. We need more true patriots such as yourself with the courage and nobility to stand against this rising tide of great evil.

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      lovemychrisposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      We need another Reagan to stop these commie pinko f*gs! Commy's everywhere you look, and NOW they want free healthcare for all the welfare babies and their no-good moms. I HOPE Cruz gets in...he can execute the moms as well as Berghdal!

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      junksellerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      How about Todd Kincannon as his VP? They could call themselves Team Execution and go around with giant axes and blood streaks on their cheeks. That'd be kind of awesome.

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      lovemychrisposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Blood-Lust Republicans......I like it.

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   FatFreddysCatposted 9 years ago

   Hey, I saw the movie with that Robo-Hitler in it!

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      junksellerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think I made it through that whole thing. I was really disappointed, I mean, how can a movie go wrong with a Robo-Hitler in it?

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      FatFreddysCatposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That movie was so cheap, the biggest name in it was Gary Busey's son, Jake. They couldn't even get the "real" Busey!!

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   M. T. Dremerposted 9 years ago

   Just you wait. By 2016 we'll all be living in Obama socialist death panel camps. And, if for some reason that doesn't happen, then it's just part of an even bigger plot to get Hilary elected so she can start the death panel camps. And, if for some reason that hasn't happened by 2024, then it's just part an even bigger bigger plot to get cloned FDR elected so he can start the death panels. If that hasn't happened by 2032, then it's an even bigger bigger bigger conspiracy! O_O

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