The Z-day vampire conundrum

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  1. LovebianDesigns profile image32
    LovebianDesignsposted 5 years ago

    With Z-day upon us we have been asking this question but we can't make a conclusion! We want to hear what you think! What happens when a zombie bites a vampire or a vampire bites a zombie?!  Please help us out!

    1. wilderness profile image98
      wildernessposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      That's silly!  Zombie + vampire = werewolf.  Everybody knows that!

      1. LovebianDesigns profile image32
        LovebianDesignsposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        haha! Awesome!

    2. SidKemp profile image92
      SidKempposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I think it depends on whether it's a love-bite or a genuine attack.

      A vampire would never bite a zombie for food. Vampires like fresh blood. Zombies, if they have any blood at all, it's all clotted and rotten.

      A zombie would hardly get a chance to bite a vampire. Vampires are fast, agile, and have super-strength. Zombies, while persevering, are clumsy, slow, and nowhere near strong as vampires.

      So, zombies and vampires won't fight. Clearly, if it's a bite, it's a love-bite.

      And we all know that love-bites are good things. Maybe two wrongs make a right, and we get an angel!

      1. wilderness profile image98
        wildernessposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Bravo!  A well reasoned analysis that is worth following up on. 

        Now, where can I find a vampire and zombie?  I'd like to have an angel on my shoulder...

      2. LovebianDesigns profile image32
        LovebianDesignsposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Like it!  Also don't zombies want fresh blood of living things so because a vampire in "dead" wouldn't they not even want to eat a vampire?

        1. ptosis profile image72
          ptosisposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Yes - you are correct - they would ignore each other.  BTW - would ignore the werewolf during the full moon because animals are not attacked by neither. Only in living human form.


          http://s1.hubimg.com/u/5063916_f520.jpg

          I've been making Santa Zombie  and Zombie Slave Traders animations.

          But I am so out of shape, I would simply retire to a house boat. (zombies can't swim)

          1. LovebianDesigns profile image32
            LovebianDesignsposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            omg that pie chart is hilarious! Happy Zday!

 
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