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  1. Will Apse profile image89
    Will Apseposted 3 years ago

    I might not want to find it again.

    1. Jason Marovich profile image88
      Jason Marovichposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Clever.  The only problem I see is that you haven't made a statement so profound it's embarrassing; nor have you poured out to the masses your deepest secrets.  I mean, if you're going to ask for a thread change, at least make the request tenable...

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      Beth37posted 3 years agoin reply to this

      lol.

      1. Will Apse profile image89
        Will Apseposted 3 years agoin reply to this

        I wasn't really expecting anyone to reply to this post. I thought it would pass undigested through the great length of the forums, plopping out who knows where.

        So I went to sleep, immediately after hitting publish.

        And thus I missed a visit from a creature who has grown almost mythical: the most regal of all our queens, gracious to the wretched denizens of the badland forums, funny, warm to even the most affected of writers and the most quarrelsome of 'contributors'.

        Oh, no. My mistake! It's just Beth. I thought it was PDS.

        Where is PDS?

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          Beth37posted 3 years agoin reply to this

          Hurtful. I was a hair's breadth away from falling madly in love with you.

          1. Will Apse profile image89
            Will Apseposted 3 years agoin reply to this

            How many women will say that to me, today?

            And how many can I fit on my magic carpet?

            I should have paid more attention to mathematics as a kid, like wilderness. I spose I could try...

            Do you know your approximate volume?

            I have 3.55 cubic metres of besotted womankind. 1 cubic metre of devoted cats plus the lady boy who loiters in the little lane outside (a big one, probably 2 cubic meters on his/her own!)

            And the magic carpet is only a cheap thing...

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              Beth37posted 3 years agoin reply to this

              I try to keep my volume on low; sensitive ears.
              I talked to womankind for you. She sends her regards.
              Im off to bed, 'night Will. smile

              1. Will Apse profile image89
                Will Apseposted 3 years agoin reply to this

                Well you took that rather well. Robust, lol.

                Now I can stop worrying about you.

                Goodnight.

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                  Beth37posted 3 years agoin reply to this

                  To be honest, I have no idea what a cubic meter is. You could have asked me if how many kilometers I weigh, for this magic carpet ride, and I would have said about 80 kilometers. (When inquiring about a woman's weight, always start in the low 80's. "What do you weigh 80... 83 lbs.?"

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    Motown2Chitownposted 3 years ago

    Let's call it:  Did I Really Just Say That?

    smile

  3. Beth Eaglescliffe profile image92
    Beth Eaglescliffeposted 3 years ago

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

  4. NateB11 profile image94
    NateB11posted 3 years ago

    How do I get stains out of my bedsheets?

    1. Jason Marovich profile image88
      Jason Marovichposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      As if there weren't 24 hubs telling you how to do that...

      1. NateB11 profile image94
        NateB11posted 3 years agoin reply to this

        Exactly.

  5. janderson99 profile image83
    janderson99posted 3 years ago

    Polyfester

  6. robjlodge profile image60
    robjlodgeposted 3 years ago

    How about 'The Procrastination Station'

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    Motown2Chitownposted 3 years ago

    How many Jelly Belly jelly beans fit into a Chevy Suburban?

    1. bBerean profile image60
      bBereanposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      What year?

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        Motown2Chitownposted 3 years agoin reply to this

        Hmm.  To put a finer point on the discussion, let's say a...1992.

        1. bBerean profile image60
          bBereanposted 3 years agoin reply to this

          Interior only, or all possible storage and crevices?  Buckets or bench?  If buckets, deluxe?  Console?  3rd row seat?  Jelly beans are small, this is important.  You aren't putting beans in the tires and fuel tank, are you?  This isn't going to be easy.  wink  If you take off the end caps, jelly beans fit in the roof rack bars, and you can get at least 1,200 in the shell of the tailgate.

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            Motown2Chitownposted 3 years agoin reply to this

            Every nook and cranny.

            Haven't you ever seen Lost?  wink

            The answer is 4815162342.

            Now you have to come up with a new title for the thread!  tongue

            1. bBerean profile image60
              bBereanposted 3 years agoin reply to this

              Alas, I never saw lost...and think I could have found a spot for one more bean.  wink

              Okay, the Gravitational Contemplation Symposium.

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                Motown2Chitownposted 3 years agoin reply to this

                I like the thought of gravitational contemplation.  It just sounds so....contemplative.  smile

            2. wilderness profile image92
              wildernessposted 3 years agoin reply to this

              Are you sure?  Wiki reports  a jelly bean is just about 3/4" long; lining up 4815162342 of them will produce a line of jelly beans 57,000 miles long, or around the earth twice with enough left over to go from New York to Bejiing. 

              That's a LOT of jelly beans; are you sure you counted correctly?  Or did you use the metric system or something?

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                Motown2Chitownposted 3 years agoin reply to this

                But we're not laying them end to end are we?  We're dumping them all inside and packing them into every crevice!  wink

                1. wilderness profile image92
                  wildernessposted 3 years agoin reply to this

                  True. 

                  But the weight of a medium jelly bean is about 2 grams; 4815162342 of them will weight over 10,000 tons.  Plus, 4815162342 jelly beans will occupy a volume of 5,654,087 gallons or about 8 1/2 Olympic swimming pools.

                  I think you'd better start eating them instead of stuffing a car with them.  It may take a few years, but you can get rid of them that way.  And no, I don't like jelly beans...big_smile

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                    Motown2Chitownposted 3 years agoin reply to this

                    I love them.  Especially Jelly Bellys.  But they don't like me...diabetic.  sad

                    I can, however, share them with other Jelly Belly fans.  smile

  8. Will Apse profile image89
    Will Apseposted 3 years ago

    Sorry Beth, very drunk right now. Raining all week so no fun. Saw  some sun at three o'clock and decided that was a good enough excuse to watch the locals set up the main town market from my favorite bar. A few reprobates drifted in to to help me drink more than I meant to. And it is a miracle that I got home.

    So anything metric will have to wait until tomorrow. Lol. I think I drank less than my own volume, though.

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      Beth37posted 3 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sure you were a staunch supporter for sobriety until they wore you down! Never trust a reprobate, I always say.

      You know, I bet your mind works at the same capacity as mine, now that you are fully inebriated. Finally we are equals. (That is to say except for our hubber score, of course.)

      1. Will Apse profile image89
        Will Apseposted 3 years agoin reply to this

        I do tend to develop an irrational love of humanity in general when I drink my way slowly to unconsciousness.

        I think you probably have that before you get drunk.

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          Beth37posted 3 years agoin reply to this

          You mean *I do, or ppl in general? I'm not going to describe "drinking Beth". I stuff her deep down in the recesses along with "emotional Beth". What ever you don't let breathe will eventually die, isn't that how it works?

          Edit: haha, I just got what you meant... you think Im loving. Aw, you're so sweet. No... I meant b/c you'd damaged enough neurons from your drinking spree, we were probably more equally matched mentally. Not that you weren't still quite a bit ahead, but I still like to think I was momentarily catching up, so to speak.

          1. Will Apse profile image89
            Will Apseposted 3 years agoin reply to this

            'Whatever you don't let breathe will eventually die'

            I think it is more like, where no light is ever shone, monsters breed.

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              Beth37posted 3 years agoin reply to this

              You're so dark. You must have a monster down deep inside.

              1. Will Apse profile image89
                Will Apseposted 3 years agoin reply to this

                My monsters make me who I am. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dribble and moan.

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                  Beth37posted 3 years agoin reply to this

                  I feel as smart as you again in this moment.

                  1. Will Apse profile image89
                    Will Apseposted 3 years agoin reply to this

                    The dribble and moan monster is a lot more scary than you imagine...

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    Beth37posted 3 years ago

    Here, Ive posted a pic for you. I don't want to hear any more about it.
    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/8561962_f248.jpg

    1. Will Apse profile image89
      Will Apseposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Wow. A selfie!

      Now that is a tail!!

 
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