Name the stupidest warning you came across on a product or instructions

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  1. ptosis profile image75
    ptosisposted 7 years ago

    Name the stupidest warning you came across on a product or instructions

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  2. PAPA-BEAR profile image60
    PAPA-BEARposted 7 years ago

    On packets of Peanuts it contains a warning, This product contains nuts.

  3. kafsoa profile image70
    kafsoaposted 7 years ago

    It's funny when you replace a cartridge for your laser printer and read on the toner cartridge "Do not eat toner." As if it's normal that people feed on stuff around them when they get hungry smile

  4. MoneyCreator24 profile image56
    MoneyCreator24posted 7 years ago

    I do find it funny, if I buy a coffee to go, and on the cup I read: "Caution! Coffee is hot." I presume if I buy a coffee. Actually.

    When I was recently in India, the air was heavily polluted by the exhaust gases of cars and motorcycles. At a hotel door, right on the street, I found a sign saying: "Do not smoke". In a way, that was ridiculous.

  5. lobonorth profile image60
    lobonorthposted 7 years ago

    At one time, many items came with a label warning purchasers never to remove the label. Usually the label was ugly and the reason for the label, if indeed there even was one, was so banal that the first thing everyone did was cut the label off! My wife tells me that somethings still come with these labels but, tellingly, she can't tell me what's on them!

  6. BlissfulWriter profile image71
    BlissfulWriterposted 7 years ago

    How about the "recursive escalator sign" ...

    http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7FhsDw/fl … h/52805877

    It is a sign about the sign itself?

  7. TheBlondie profile image60
    TheBlondieposted 7 years ago

    Not exactly a product, but I always find it hilarious when ads for medicines straight up say, "you can totally die from taking this" and expect to get customers.

  8. kevin.howell profile image59
    kevin.howellposted 7 years ago

    Not a warning,but I once saw a sign that said "mechanic repair".  I could think of a few mechanics who have worked on my vehicles who were in need of this.

  9. GNelson profile image75
    GNelsonposted 7 years ago

    By a lake in Florida, " Do not harrass the aligators".  It never crossed my mind.

  10. Silverspeeder profile image59
    Silverspeederposted 7 years ago

    The best sign i've seen for ages

    This is a Private Sign
    Please Do Not Read

 
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